My Weird Lil Blog

I swear I’m not a pile of frogs pretending to be human trans girl. Don’t interact unless you can withstand hours of Metal Gear Solid infodumping

[fayveline]

I got a really big bluefin tuna plush at the Tokyo sea life park

[fayveline]

We ate their brethren

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

“i equip my trusty laser revolver. there’s basically no point in it being a revolver and not an automatic pistol except for the aesthetic. honestly it’s just really inconvenient to have only six shots of fuckin light energy at a time but it’s a labor of love for a space cowboy”

[thequantumqueer]

ok but consider: capacitors that recharge automatically but not instantly, so in the few seconds between each shot, you have 5 other capacitors to cycle through, leaving the first capacitor ready to fire again by the time it is again aligned with the lens assembly and trigger mechanism.

in that sense, the purpose of a laser revolver’s cylinder would be like the cylinder of a traditional ballistic revolver and more like a rotary barrel assembly (which is used to allow each barrel time to cool down before another round is fired through it, reducing wear-and-tear), though due to the fact that its direct function is to align the ordnance with the weapon assembly, it would still be considered a cylinder, making the weapon properly a revolver.

[lovesthesmarty]

Yes!  I want SCIENCE in my science fiction. Thank you.

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[punkitt-is-here]

rainbow dash applies for a job

[faerytale-wings]

Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

[faerytale-wings]

It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.

[radwolf76]

[faerytale-wings]

I don’t even need to update him, he’s still reading the tags.

He also took the opportunity on our monthly discord call last night to proudly inform his mom and sister of his recent tumblr fame.

He perhaps did not consider that he might have to explain “top or bottom queen” to his mom.

[oddarette]

Gummy Shorks

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[rocinantachi]

Accidentally beach episoded!

[fagstaynight]

it’s always Sex Sex Sex with you people. let’s go back to killing each other with stones like how cain intended

[acatnamedafteradog]

Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter

[secretgarden]

[juicymori]

[severeannoyance]

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

that's RIGHT

[swagophile]

me: [lying in a big pile of white semitransluscent fluid, huge thick strands all over over my chest and in my hair and on my glasses] hhahah,, ssorry,, i don't know what came over me,,, haha,,

my roommate: maddie what the fuck what in gods name compelled you do this. this- is that cinnabon icing?

me: its not icing its cum. i got cummed on. something giant came over me. that's-

my roommate: maddie i can see the cinnabon bags. theyre right there. why do you do these things?

me: okay number 1 i happen to run a very popular tumblr blog, number 2, its called content creation, and ill have you know i make quite a heft sum doing this, so,

my roommate: you don't pay rent

me: okay so i lied,

[swagophile]

our 5 year old roommate: MADDIE BECAME A CIMMAMON BUNS. WOW. We are going to eated you now

me: no that's- i'm supposed to be-

my roommate: please don't explain it to her

me: okay, you're right, but. she's biting me. it really hurts

5 year old roommate: Nyamnyamnyamnyam Wow it taste so good like cinnamons

my roommate: maybe it's your comeuppance. for making a huge mess everywhere and being generally annoying

me: who the fuck says comeuppance. like what the fuck. are you like 40

my roommate: you know i'm not 40

me: Perchance you might be

my roommate: i DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT

me: yeah you d- OWWWWW STOP THAT HURTS

5 year old roommate: Cinnamons domt talk stupid.

[eat-battery-acid]

Fun fact: Bunnies can levitate.

[albva]

don;t forget !

[tredlocity]

[ratatosk777]

oh horner i understad hornter so much

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[transmechanicus]

Similar story, i was walking home from work at the time and an elderly lady came up and asked if i knew where the nearest dispensary was. I volunteered to walk her there and we had a lovely conversation about how she’d been struggling with back pain and had found thc to be helpful, but wasn’t from the local area and hadn’t known where to get it. She said the reason she asked me is she saw my piercings and dyed hair and trusted that i could help her. Be weird, be colorful, be helpful!🖤