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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
The Unofficial Official Timeline of the Hatchetfeild Universe
Ok so I’m not sure if this is the EXACT way it’s supposed to go, but this is how I think one is meant to watch the Hatchet-verse:
1.) Nerdy Prudes Must Die
2.) The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
3.) Nightmare Time season 1
4.) Black Friday
5.) Nightmare Time season 2
I won’t bore you with the specifics as to why I think this is how it’s supposed to play out, but know that there is a reason. (DM or comment if you really want to know)
TGWDLM - 2018
Black Friday - 2018
NMT1 - 2019
NMT2 - Summer 2020
NPMD - Autumn 2020
NPMD- all lords in black are introduced to Hatchetfeild because Grace, Steph and Pete opened a door
GWDLM- Otho attempts to take over Hatchetfeild, “testing the waters” for his siblings
Nightmare Time S1- Hatchetfeild madness ensues, in addition to Otho’s siblings slowly becoming more involved in Hatchetfeild residents lives. One of the siblings (the yellow goat dude who’s name I don’t remember) resets the timeline of Hatchetfeild (hence Grace getting younger which I don’t think she actually does because I can’t remember where in TGWDLM it says she’s 15???? )
Black Friday- Wiggly sees the timeline switch as an opportunity to show-up his brother and be even more successful than Otho was at taking over with the help of Uncle Wily.
Nightmare Time S2- Following Wiggly’s failure, the remaining siblings who haven’t attempted to take over Hatchetfeild see how easy it is (could be) and try themselves. Otho waits patiently to get his hands on Hanna (and Lex) while finding others like them that he can use a vessel for his siblings (that’s a whole different post). His attempt ultimately drives Hannah and Lex out of Hatchetfeild losing his and his siblings’ chance at World domination, leaving them to simply settle for Hatchetfeild.
That’s how 😉
This is just a really stupid take for the fact that:
The timeline split in 2005.
Grace is FIFTEEN IN TGWDLM AND EIGHTEEN IN NPMD which was confirmed by Nick Lang October this year during the Halloween party livestream in the trivia round.
His name isn’t Otho it’s Pokotho. Otho is also a part of pokey, not pokey himself so it wasn’t pokey taking over the world
Hannah was fifteen in yellow jacket and THIRTEEN IN BLACK FRIDAY
Wiggly succeeded in taking over the world in Black Friday via world war 3 with Russia. It’s a heavily implied open ending. Those whooshes were jet planes as confirmed in the script.
The timeline never resets because it’s split.
John says in Black Friday “there are many dimensions, mister president” and considering he works for PEIP, timeline split or not, the fact there are different dimensions is canon.
No Hatchetfield stories occur within the same timeline aside from nmt2 and episode 2 of nightmare time 1
Uncle Wiley AKA Wilbur Cross AKA Johns former mentor went into the black and white in 2005. October 2005 Hannah foster was born and her birth literally saved the world.
The black book is in possession of Miss Holloway half the time
And also the fact the canon FUCKING timeline is that GWDLM takes place first in October 2018, then nov 23rd 2018 with Black Friday, NMT1 in 2019, NMT2 in 2020, NPMD In October 2020 and Workin Boys in 2021
TLDR GRACE, PETE AND STEPH SUMMONING THE LORDS DIDN’T OPEN ANYTHING. HANNAH FOSTER BEING BORN DID.
You watch them how you think is correct, and I’ll watch them how I think is correct. Chill 😅
Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!
Paul: That's not true
Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-
Ted: WHAT
Bill: Oh, second to last to know!
The Unofficial Official Timeline of the Hatchetfeild Universe
Ok so I’m not sure if this is the EXACT way it’s supposed to go, but this is how I think one is meant to watch the Hatchet-verse:
1.) Nerdy Prudes Must Die
2.) The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
3.) Nightmare Time season 1
4.) Black Friday
5.) Nightmare Time season 2
I won’t bore you with the specifics as to why I think this is how it’s supposed to play out, but know that there is a reason. (DM or comment if you really want to know)
TGWDLM - 2018
Black Friday - 2018
NMT1 - 2019
NMT2 - Summer 2020
NPMD - Autumn 2020
NPMD- all lords in black are introduced to Hatchetfeild because Grace, Steph and Pete opened a door
GWDLM- Otho attempts to take over Hatchetfeild, “testing the waters” for his siblings
Nightmare Time S1- Hatchetfeild madness ensues, in addition to Otho’s siblings slowly becoming more involved in Hatchetfeild residents lives. One of the siblings (the yellow goat dude who’s name I don’t remember) resets the timeline of Hatchetfeild (hence Grace getting younger which I don’t think she actually does because I can’t remember where in TGWDLM it says she’s 15???? )
Black Friday- Wiggly sees the timeline switch as an opportunity to show-up his brother and be even more successful than Otho was at taking over with the help of Uncle Wily.
Nightmare Time S2- Following Wiggly’s failure, the remaining siblings who haven’t attempted to take over Hatchetfeild see how easy it is (could be) and try themselves. Otho waits patiently to get his hands on Hanna (and Lex) while finding others like them that he can use a vessel for his siblings (that’s a whole different post). His attempt ultimately drives Hannah and Lex out of Hatchetfeild losing his and his siblings’ chance at World domination, leaving them to simply settle for Hatchetfeild.
That’s how 😉
The Unofficial Official Timeline of the Hatchetfeild Universe
Ok so I’m not sure if this is the EXACT way it’s supposed to go, but this is how I think one is meant to watch the Hatchet-verse:
1.) Nerdy Prudes Must Die
2.) The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
3.) Nightmare Time season 1
4.) Black Friday
5.) Nightmare Time season 2
I won’t bore you with the specifics as to why I think this is how it’s supposed to play out, but know that there is a reason. (DM or comment if you really want to know)
CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.08
Starkid could do a Broadway but Broadway couldn't come CLOSE to Starkid
Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”
Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.
i was visited in a dream. to do this
Accurate
The Apotheosis is upon us friendy-wends! So grab a cup of poison coffee, and Go Nighthawks! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Oh look! It’s the cast of Workin’ Boys!!
Did I predict the recast of Workin Boys?!?!?!
Gives a whole new meaning to queer bait
You're home alone, lying in bed, and you decide it's time to [insert preferred euphemism for masturbation here]. Your pet is lying right next do you, do you:
just ignore them
kick them to the foot of the bed
kick them off the bed
shut them out of the room entirely
depends on which pet/what line of pet
depends on how I'm self-pleasuring
I never let my my pets on the bed in first place
I don't have pets/don't masturbate/just want to see the answers
Jokes or confessions in re beastiality will get you blocked. This is about witnesses, not participants.
I’m sorry, I’m relatively new to this hell site, is “this is about witnesses not participants” an important/necessary distinction? Asking for… scientific reasons.
OK OK OK!!!
I don’t know if anyone else realizes this but NPMD is EXTREMELY Heathers coded!!! The costumes, the lighting, the NAMES…. I’m freakin out man! And I’ve been listening to the soundtrack like a maniac (we all have probably) and I realized that when Max is alive the music has a very 70’s/80’s vibe to it, and the vocabulary used by the rest of the “students” is all 80’s lingo. But when he dies it WILDLY switches to 90’s/00’s/10’s! And you’re like “yeah so what they changed the style cause he dies. A lot of musicals do” BUT IM NOT DONE REALIZING SHIT YET!!!
When we see Max on stage, everyone is not only terrified, but they change their way of speaking instinctively/ immediately. And when he dies, everyone relaxes and speaks like real people in the modern age. When his ghost is rumored to be haunting Hatchetfeild, everyone switches again.
Max has psychology trained all of Hatchetfeild to be sub-characters in HIS 80’s high school musical cliché!
But why? Because he was probably trained by his parents (more than likely divorced) to think that “the 80’s were a better time”, or “things were easier back then. Jocks rule, and everyone else was a literal loser”. Max isn’t just a monster, he’s a trained monster.
But, Max isn’t always a monster, especially when talking to Grace. Because she probably reminds him of his mother in old pictures (not to mention that Grace is the only girl in school that gives him pushback, but that’s a conversation for a different day). And in the Waylon house, when Max’s entire ideology is questioned, he backs down and his vocabulary modernizes. However when he dies and goes into the black and white, the Lords in Black make that 80’s main character personality consume him. His “movie” is no longer an 80’s rom-com, it’s an 80’s horror film, BUT HE STILL HAS TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER.
All this to say, I love this addition to Hatchfield and I can’t wait to see when happens next 😍
OFMD Spoilers without context
Do y’all ever have an enemies to lovers trope but like… with things?
Like you hate a thing, but everyone else loves it, so ur around it all the time, then one day you wake up one day just like “this shit ain’t that bad.” And finally ur like obsessed with it! What is that?
