Playing potion permit so far is like
This man is older and hates my guts…. I desire him carnally
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Playing potion permit so far is like
This man is older and hates my guts…. I desire him carnally
Night triumphant and the stars eternal.🦇❤️
Lord bloodshed and lady death. 🦇🔥
Death and his lovely fawn.🦇🌷
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3 Brothers x 3 Sisters - Spicy😏
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Always with you, sensei
I'm kinda stuck with my Dj background (need a good ref) so I drew this sketchy shorts to let off steams.. oh and, today I woke up and choose sadness lol.
under the green light
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You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing
It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???
Ah yes, exactly what the franchise was missing giving Pokémon the license to Ķ͕̭̔ͪ́ͣi̵̤̝̖̱̼͑ͫḻ̬̺̘̟̝̓̒̃ͥ͜l̝̹̬̳͙̽͐ͯ͠
[image description: a ten page comic starring saiki kusuo from the disastrous life of saiki k and anya forger from spy x family.
1: a shot of the both of them walking. They are talking with telepathy.
2: anya, telepathically: do all telepaths have pink hair?
saiki, telepathically: no
anya: oh… are you a spy?! (Next to this thought is a drawing of loid forger)
saiki: no.
anya: an assassin?! (next to this thought is a drawing of yor forger)
saiki: hey, aren’t these your parents?
anya hesitates to answer.
3: saiki: I… am a normal high school student.
anya: what?! how?! You have telepathy! your life has to be exciting!
saiki: I prefer when it’s not. I don’t like telling people that I’m an esper.
4: anya think about this for a moment, before going wide eyed.
anya: does that mean you have to kill me?!
saiki: what? no?
5: saiki: why would I have to kill you.
anya: because i know about your telepathy?
saiki: watch other cartoons
anya, looking shocked: How- it’s not from a cartoon. (She is thinking of a cartoon, where someone says “you found out my secret! Die!”)
saiki: you’re replaying the episode in your head right now.
6: saiki: it seems like a better show than cyborg ciderman no. 2 at least.
anya: cyborg ciderman?
saiki: don’t watch that either.
anya: if you don’t like telling people about it (his telepathy)… do some people already know?
7: saiki thinks of his mom, aiura, toritsuka, and akechi.
saiki: a couple classmates, my family. some found out on their own.
Anya: how did it go?
8: saiki: maybe a little too well. they never stop bugging me now.
anya: really?
saiki: really.
anya looks shocked, then says: I haven’t told anyone.
saiki: you don’t have to
anya: i know, but…
9: a shot of both of them walking, this time in silence.
10: saiki: hey, if you haven’t told anyone, did you make your psychic limiters yourself?
anya: what are psychic limiters?
saiki: the cones one your head?
anya: heh. ive fooled you. These are just hair pins!
saiki: why do they look like that.
anya: I don’t know
End ID]
psiprise encounter
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
ok
update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up
This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!
Update: had a baby together
Update: he’s 1 year old today
Well this is adorable!
This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.
the fact that the original post was made back in 2012 and the 1-year-old baby update was as recent as 2021, the development and plot that happened within this post in an almost nine year timespan …this person truly Won tumblr
Bunjy a question, do you think any cryptids could plausibly exist?
at least one cryptid definitely does exist in the sense that it was an actual creature who encountered and really freaked out a couple of humans- Mothman!
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it was a barred owl.
see, owls have a really bright eyeshine at night, and in a really unusual color- blood red.
and barred owls have the brightest eyeshine of them all- so bright you could swear you were looking at the oncoming headlights of the Hellfire Express!
at close range, the eyeshine of a barred owl would be almost blinding- like shining a bright flashlight directly into those bicycle spoke reflector things. like this:
and wouldn’t you know it, barred owls are found in the areas where Mothman was first sighted.
so what presumably happened was that several people had very close encounters with one or several barred owls, and the red hellfire glare of the owl was so bright that it made the owl’s eyes look the size of fucking softballs!
and since it was night and the owl was moving the shape of it was too indistinct to make out, so the humans’ brains extrapolated a body outline for this unknown creature that was MUCH bigger than the owl actually was! it’s also stupid difficult to judge distances in the sky at night so they may have thought the owl was further away when it was almost on top of them. and HEY PRESTO, A LEGEND WAS BORN.
but this doesn’t mean that Mothman was never real, quite the contrary! Mothman is real in the only place that matters,,,, in our hearts
support owl conservation efforts in your local area though, and you may someday see a Mothman of your own!
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“EHHNN!!” *flop*
“EHHNN!!” *flop*
How do you think Lucifer and Diavolo (separate) would react to a mc who is super quiet in bed until the get over stimulated?
I love when I get request that call me out directly lol. GNMC and of course NSFW. Also I love that you specified “separate” because some of us are out here thirsty to be between Lucifer and Diavolo. I also tried to not make them too dominant don’t know how well I did buuuuuut. Anywho
Lucifer and Diavolo reacting to MC being quite in bed until over stimulated:
Lucifer:
ok so we all get that he’s prideful right
well now imagine him giving them cramworks and you’re being quite or quiter
now I think he would probably find soft quite moans sexy
but when he is about to pull a hammy he craves a louder reaction
he starts using all the tricks
stimulating you in all the right places
nipping at your neck, ears, nipples, where ever makes you the weakest
on the plus side he will explore your body until he finds your sweet spots
once it turns into a little bit of a game
he can’t help but watch you
expect his deep voice giving you the dirtiest questions etc
(I am not the best with dirty talk)
when you don’t get loud enough for him even making you cum didn’t give him what he wanted out of you
he will start playing with your most sensitive spot you know the reeeeaaaal sensitive spot depending on your body
once your body starts reacting first he chases your orgasm again
you start biting the pillow or using your hand to muffle your voice he will pin your hands away from your mouth or just hold your hands if beings pinned isn’t your thing
once you let his name out of your lips you’re a moaning mess
if you thought he would be turned off by the extra work to get you to make noises you are dead wrong
he loves conquering a new challenge
and he will want to practice a lot until he perfects the technique to make you a noisy mess
if your MC is poly or just having sex time with multiple brothers he will make sure he does this when they are home
he wants them to know he’s the one who makes you loud like this
maybe they will try and figure it out themselves
it’s a win win for you
Diavolo:
At first thinks your just being quite to respect Barbatos or others around
it’s even really sexy to him when he’s fucking you in his office or somewhere semi-public because you don’t make a whole lot or no noise but he can see you gasping and reacting to him
but when he gets some actual alone time
idk maybe you on vacation or Barbatos sleeps over with Luke and Simeon
he will kiss and bite your neck (gently or hard is up to you)
“no ones around MC you can make as much noise as you want”
when you tell him you are just quite in bed
expect pout
but he wants to hear you MC
once he has had his moment to pout he will switch up the position to a more stimulating one
“I wont just accept that mc”
hope you have the next day off
the new position itself made you cum quicker
but it wasn’t easing his desire
you body was still surging with pleasure but his new found task has him focused
if you’re into it he will be aggressive biting you sucking on your skin and sweet spots
he even shifts to his demon form
once you let out even a slightly louder moan he leans back into your neck and lets out a low growl
which makes your whole body quiver and move against him harder
and your throat lets out a whimper as he bites/ or kisses your neck again
he is now very smug as he has turned up the volume
if he is the penetrator prayers to your bits
I know I am not usually a smut writer but I had fun with these. Thanks for your request. Still working through more.
-Vex
Fucking crying.ar e you kidding ;