[inward]

me when i fucking GET you

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[merimedefeauseaux-blog]

I am relieved that I'd left my room tidy

Goodbye

[beggars-opera]

Witch 1: When shall we three meet again?

Witch 2: When the hurdy-gurdy's done

Witch 3: *absolutely shredding*

[pigminted]

Old Xenogears guide sleeve.

[toskarin]

walking through the shelter, looking each dog in the eyes and sending them away if they do not have that certain conqueror's air about them

[toskarin]

I ask so little: my beast must stand among animals as alexander did among men

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[henryjekyllspotion]

Jonathan’s fine dw

[parkchanwoohoo]

[teethstoobigmouthwontclose]

In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same

[teethstoobigmouthwontclose]

Epilouge:

[second-impact]

[nacht---hexe]

[ammnontet]

the killer

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[mizuthe-cat]

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

[onlytiktoks]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........