Things I overheard/saw at college this semester
- Two girls walking by me girl one asks “can you even do that when you pregnant?” The other responds “well if you’re lesbian...”
- Four older middle aged people all crowed around a parking meter as one carefully inserted the coins
- My chem professor said “Leo the lion says grrr” in response to a cool experiment
- “Guess what, her name is ASHLEY!” “ASHLEY!?” “Yeah!” “dang it!”
- I saw so many people wearing crocs. What is this world coming to?
- I saw a big group of people all enjoying icecream go up to a puppy some random person had and all enjoyed the puppy’s presence. As they walked away two of them said they wanted to cry because it was so cute
- I saw another group cuddling a puppy and giving it kisses. I want a puppy to help me through school too
- I was in the science building when I saw this girl come in and she looked a little lost so she goes up to this guy and asks “do you know where the Starbucks is?” He replies, “in the library,” “I thought this was the library?” She questioned and he just goes “Nope!”
- I heard someone refer to their laptop as “she” multiple times. Like “she takes up half of my backpack”
- my chem teacher called his mom to wish her a happy birthday in the middle of class
- I saw someone wearing bright yellow roller skates and listening to Walkman
- I learned that percent literally means per one hundred. Mind=blown
- “This isn’t a question of male pride”
- “Is it like made of babies?”
- “It’s a long board but she’s skatin’”
- My Chem professor dropped a marker and bent to to grab it then exclaimed “wow do I have chicken legs, sometimes you just shouldn’t look at yourself. That really caught me off guard. I’m wearing long pants the rest of the semester” (he was wearing shorts)
- “He has these, like, amazing sparklers”
- “They used to be all white”
- I saw a little chihuahua in a vest with our schools mascot on it
- I walked into the bathroom and it smelled like pasta??
- I saw three people in a costume ( a hot dog, Ash Ketchum, and Darth Vader) the day BEFORE Halloween
- A couple of guys just pulled out a Nintendo switch and started playing a game just on the little screen with no sound
- I saw someone working on a project and their title page said “The Death of Starters Homes”
- “How many cookies did you steal?” “...just one”
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