I headcannon that in the mid 90s, Fazbear entertainment saw the rise of popularity in rap/ hip hop music and made a rap to market their stuff and appeal to kids and teens of then.
Anyways, here's what I came up with
*Drums and a little piano*
Freddy: Oh boy, did you hear that Bonnie?
Bonnie: Yeah I did! It's the Faz Rap!
Freddy: Well, then, all our friends should have a seat, and clap their hands, to the beat. Don't fall asleep, or take a nap. Now everyone dance cause it's the fazrap
Chorus: yeah it's the Faz rap, Faz rap, yeah it's the Faz rap, fazrap, Freddy!!
Freddy: I'm Freddy fazbear, the lead of the show. But all of this, you already know. I'm a fuzzy brown bear, and I like to sing. And hanging with my friends is my favorite thing!
Chorus: yeah it's the Faz rap, Faz rap, yeah it's the Faz rap, fazrap, Bonnie!!
Bonnie: I'm Bonnie bunny, Freddy's best buddy, let's all be chummy, cause I'm Bonnie bunny. I play guitar, and back up the show, and be prepared, for a sick guitar solooo!!!
Chorus: yeah it's the Faz rap, Faz rap, yeah it's the Faz rap, fazrap, Chica!!
Chica: I'm chica chicken, I like to eat-sa and my favorite food is Fazbear Pizza! I love to share, with all of my friends, and which group will get a pizza, well that depends.
*lights go around the tables in a circle and land on one table, who will win a free large pizza*
Chorus: yeah it's the Faz rap, Faz rap, yeah it's the Faz rap, fazrap, Foxy!!
Foxy: Ahoy there matey, it's yer captain Foxy, I got all the Fazbear merch, including Fazbear socksies! Ye best be nice, and you will I bet, cause otherwise, you'll walk the deck.
Chorus: yeah it's the Faz rap, Faz rap, yeah it's the Faz rap, fazrap, Yeahhhh!!!
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