bird on a keyboard

Despite the URL - here there be shitposts (and birds)

[shithowdy]

oh my god his carpet matches his drapes

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[nonpsychotic]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

[gardengnosticator]

my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[dreamlandsystem]

at our work we regularly make what we call x-ray water for the team:

cucumber water, gatorade powder, liquid iv, lemon juice, salt

[dogpuppy]

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[devotedgossamerreader]

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

[crabussy]

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

[thegoodmorningman]

Happy Solstice

Don't forget to Howl at The Sun!!!

[thegoodmorningman]

Happy Solstice once again!

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[274th]

and this is why we don't have online sharing LMFAAAOOOOOO

[kinuko]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[bruzum]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[jncos]

[chundertale]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[the-big-mood]