why are you here?

Tori | 27 | she/her | constantly using my Customer Service Voice™

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[thememedaddy]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[femsband-archive]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[bunjywunjy]

I can't stop laughing at how silly this sauce dish looks when there's actually sauce in it

help him, he's drowning

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[thealphapigeon]

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[phossyjaw2]

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

[benditozorrito]

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

[phossyjaw2]

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

[benditozorrito]

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?