The Dudette

Professional usurper, bullsh*t slayer, and writer of dumpster fire novels (PS, most of my stuff is queue'd because it's summer and I'm a SAHM of 3)

[traumaticchild]

“what happened to you made you stronger” 

i was a child. i didn’t need to be strong i needed to be safe

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

wanders into Area 51 and all I find is the star wars cantina band rehearsing

[commandgoldfuckers]

[colubrina]

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Canon: They don’t get along.

Fandom:

[bountiful-beautiful-ships]

Canon: They’ve never even met.

Fandom:

[heartless241]

Canon: They all die

Fandom:

[flipwizardisgoodouthere]

Canon: They get almost no screen time

Fandom:

[dead-meme-necromancer-deactivat]

Canon:

Fandom:

[averil-of-fairlea]

This may be the best fanfiction post of all time

[callmebliss]

Fan-fixin’

[maxkirin]

when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like

[singelisilverslippers]

just go see an ob-gyn

[riajade01]

Help me ob-gyn kenobi, you’re my only hope.

[jenroses]

She needed more midwife-clorians. 

[hlahlahlahlahly]

I really hope everyone reblogging this followed the link and read the article, because it’s larger point is really good “Reproductive health and childbirth is a crutch, and Lucas gets away with it because his audience accepts that these things are mysterious and cannot be intervened with the way that that the loss of limbs can be remedied with robot prosthetics, or the way Luke can be rescued from near-death on Hoth by being submerged in a bacta tank. Having babies is worse than being mauled by a wampa ice creature or being chopped up by lightsabers and falling into a river of lava. Lucas can write a world like that, and worse, the audience will accept it. But uteruses aren’t made of malignant magic. Women’s bodies are real physical things that can be studied and understood and when necessary, cured. ”

[jenroses]

IDK about everyone else, but I’ve actually been certified as a doula and childbirth educator and worked in women’s health media for most of a decade.  All points valid, but “Help me OB-GYN Kenobi” broke me. 

[lkeke35]

And this is how you can tell a story was written by men because pre-natal healthcare never even occurred to the writer. Women’s insides are a mysterious and magical place that no man either can fathom, or just just not want to think about, so in stories like this they just handwave it away as” dying in childbirth”.

[ceridwenofwales]

The “easy route” of killing women in childbirth or any other mean as plot device. To give the man a reason to be a hero or an antagonist.

[hklunethewriter]

You guys probably already know this, but in case you forgot, it’s fine to just, like, put cool stuff in your novel. Names don’t always have to have special meanings, the way the sword swishes doesn’t have to be of extreme plot significance, there doesn’t need to be “another angle” to a particular character…It’s certainly good to use metaphors, items, themes, motifs, and suggestions to loftier ends, but you liking something can be enough.

[butterflyinthewell]

Sometimes you have to burn bridges to protect your own mental health.

[thomasshelbyltd]

Peaky Blinders S5 trailer + stills

[feelingallwrite-blog]

Hi, yeah, so I'm definitely leaving. But if you wanna follow me elsewhere, here are my contacts:

IG: inkstainsandcoffee

Twitter: thatwritermum

[alicenmaryjane2016]

[nyx-belial]

Honestly, this is one hell of a mood

[tittled]

this is an attack

[homolust]

This is love and care and I hope everyone has a friend like this

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[bimmyneutron]

The portables 😭 some didnt even have bathrooms you’d have to walk back to the school

[glumshoe]

And those that did have bathrooms had to have them pumped regularly by septic trunks, meaning the classroom was filled with the overpowering smell of sewage for the entire day and you were expected to concentrate on your classwork while choking around the stench.

[toastbutteregg]

this hit home

[chasing-asterion]

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[breeebs-deactivated20181124]

I love animals

[wildwildwes-deactivated20250817]

holy f

[theliarslayer]

Omfg! ❤❤

[angeloew]

This list transitioned into a piece of heaven so smoothly

[thegoodvybe]

[nefertititye]

Dear negativity, pls go

[musingofapoeticsoul]