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I need to either read or write a fic where Omega Steve gets pregnant by Alpha Eddie, but instead of being all soft and whatnot, he's a total brat the entire pregnancy. He's demanding, he's needy, he gets grumpy. He'll tell Eddie off when he's doing something annoying. He makes vague threats if his thermostat gets messed with. He'll make it everybody's problem if he doesn't get a specific craving within a certain time-frame. He's over everybody's bullshit.

He's pregnant, he's nauseous, he's big and he's hungry, he's aching and sore. He's so goddamn tired. And then Eddie thinks it's cool to lift Steve's pregnancy belly for a few minutes, give him that relief, and then let go—but Steve isn't having it, he'll growl and bite and chuff if Eddie stops; and he also growls and bites and chuffs if Eddie tries to avoid doing it all.

Yeah, he wants six kids. Doesn't mean he's gonna make it easy on anybody.

seinfeld-today

Twitter seems to be doing my job for me lately

urbitingdustbro

I feel like Steve is the type of person to be really smart and just not show it. Like, I don't know why, maybe because he doesn't think its cool or something, but he just never says anything about it. And no one knows until Robin comes along.

Like, they're just talking and Robin says something, and it isn't right, and Steve just, corrects it without a second thought. And when she asks him how he knows, hes just like, "I thought it was common knowledge", and she just stares at him like, wtf. But she moves past it, and eventually they have intellectual conversations or some shit, and she is the only one who knows.

Until Eddie Munson. I can just imagine that one day, he walks into family video, and catches Steve and Robin debating about something smart like, psychology or some shit (I think Steve would be really good at psychology), and he just kinda stands there like, what?

And that happens a few times, until he starts joining in as well. And then the UD happens, Eddie lives (somehow), and then Steddie happens (somehow).

And after that, it becomes a habit that Staurday nights are 'Smart Talk' nights with Robin and Steddie, where they talk abt smart stuff.

But one day, the kids accidently walk in on it, and hear Steve being smart and are like, holy shit hes smart.

And yeah, just a thought

purplepri

You know what I need?

Steve's house becoming a home for all the Party.

Like, a place where they can decompress, a place where there's always a comfy bed and a warm meal if they need it, a place where they can just be, with people who understand them and don't judge.

So if one of them ever fights with a parent or has a PTSD episode and need a place to get better, they go to Steve's house

Just... Steve making a big, warm, welcoming home out of his big, cold, empty house

And his parents coming back and finding the place finally lived in, and not exactly messy, but it's clear there was a family in there, you know?

I don't think this made any sense, I just love characters whose blood families never gave them the time of the day finding out that their son is loved beyond them and has made a warmth-filled life for themselves

iamasalmon

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

allsteddie

Steddie strangers to enemies to lovers where they happen to meet by chance frequently when they're grocery shopping.

They notice each other for the first time when both reach out at the same time for the last box of cereal.

They laugh it off, argue a little, both insisting the other take the box until Steve finally wins and forces Eddie into getting the cereal.

But then they meet again the following week, this time both wanting the same jar of mayo.

Then it's about beer. Then pancake mix, then freaking lettuce. Somewhere along the way, there are no friendly arguments anymore and they start to get pissed off at each other for real.

"You're doing this on purpose," Steve accuses one day, when he finds himself once again arguing over toilet paper of all things. "There's no fucking way. You're stalking me and trying to get my stuff just to piss me off."

"Oh yeah, because I really have nothing better to do with my life than stalking some random guy who buys three boxes of Boppers every fucking week," Eddie sneers.

tamnsy

was making sure that even tho i cant have fruits and veggies rn my bunny can and came across this wonderful graphic

spectrum-spectre

pharmacy tech Steve who gets to watch his favorite patient/customer/client trans Eddie become more happy and comfortable with himself over the years as his testosterone prescription works its magic

until Eddie gets laid off and loses his health insurance, so he no longer has access to his meds. except, Steve is still an athlete, and he knows more than a few gymbros who know how to get their hands on testosterone Without a prescription

thus, in a hilarious turn of events, Steve ends up becoming Eddie's illicit-drug-dealing boyfriend

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coughloop

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coughloop

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Not this time mutherfucker

chameliyun

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

what-even-is-thiss

What I’ve learned from my Minecraft posts is that everyone is judging me for carrying five pickaxes at once.

Do y’all not burn through pickaxes like crazy when you’re mining?

what-even-is-thiss

Or you can keep six pickaxes in your hot bar and not have to stop for even one second when one of them breaks because then you can just switch to the next one