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19 and nasty

[okay]

“I am in the process of becoming a better version of myself.”

— Unknown (via suspend)

[animationsource]

mulan (1998) soundtrack

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[californiakingme]

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

[maryburgers]

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

[thesqhq-blog]

C’mon Roger. I need you.

[d1rtypaws]

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

[pup-fiction]

[daijoubougie]

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

I hope whoever made this has an awful day

[feeljinx]

great**

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[weavemama]

I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

[antivaxxer]

You know she was Tired™ and ready to spill Tea™ with that first sentence

[unsettlingstories]

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

[skyybridge]

this is the worst post on this website

[call-umm]

thoroughly disgusted

[unsettlingstories]

Was it something I said?

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[africansouljah]

i’m smart but i do dumb shit anyway

[boredpanda]

15+ Un-Bear-Ably Cute Momma Bears Teaching Their Teddy Bears How To Bear

[stayshreddedmyfriends]

Momma Bear

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who makes it harder to go to sleep but easier to get up every morning

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[wenchyfloozymoo]