A particularly fulfilling sexual experience, etc.

[tweetshozierliked]

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[fbi-agent-watching-you]

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

[flashbastardwithsunglasses]

Good Omens + AO3 tags

[lomasdope]

I don’t have trust issues, I have “seen that shit happen before with my own eyes” issues.

[apricops]

Imagine being told “you can escape the wrath of the inquisition if you can prove that the witnesses would have reason to slander you, but we’ll never tell you the names of those witnesses” and you respond with “no problem, here’s my list of one-hundred and fifty-two mortal enemies”

and it works

[grumpytrans]

Transgender lingerie designer Carmen Liu debuts 'first of its kind' collection

She wants every transgender woman to be able to experience the feeling of cotton on her skin. 

is nobody going to talk abt this???? this is amazing and the lingerie is decently priced. share this for your fellow trans girl!

[gendersucksandimgay]

!!!!!!!! THIS !!!!!!!!

[light-bender]

This is awesome but like where the fuck can I buy it?

[grumpytrans]

right here!!!

[neenarchive]

i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask

[xinminsung]

I’m sorry but this really pisses me off.

Do you have any fucking clue how heave a candelabra is? They are solid brass!!!! There is no fucking way someone could just casually carry one around like that!!!! Get yourself a single taper candle or maybe just a goddamn flashlight! Do you want your arm to fall off?

[neenarchive]

you think that im not also absolutely ripped in my own fantasies?

[bird-bro]

@techtonicactivity

[techtonicactivity]

bold of you to assume I’m not currently pumping iron so I can heave god damn candelabras around at all hours of the night

[medranochav]

where i’m at girls

[macperalta]

[wakeupthewublins]

honestly I don’t get why it’s so hard for people to accept that the media they like is criticizable and can have problematic elements to them while still being able to like them. most media more than likely is gonna have some problematic with it and you just. have to accept that reality. you’re still allowed to like this media and not be a bad person. you just have to acknowledge it exists and not brush it off or try to sugar coat it. your media is not exempt from criticism just because you like it

[joshsundquist]

Dance battle with inflatable tube man

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[valtsv]

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

[blackwoolncrown]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

[fencer-x]

[ahjareyn]

I’m sorry, but if you think you can only make a sexy Hollywood movie by infringing on a woman’s safety and well-being, then you are 900% doing it wrong.

[canyalltexteachother]

real talk, superheroes can be so focused on stupid shit sometimes…arms dealers this, drug dealers that… take down the fucking government already you stupid bitches!!

[charlesoberonn]

[fdrcbrdn-deactivated20181203]

Veep | S05E09 ‘Kissing Your Sister’ | directed by David Mandel | written by Erik Kenward | 2016

[hither2]

i’ve never seen this show but that’s the funniest line i’ve ever heard

[big-chief-woodenhead]

Ok he is i and I am him