“The Office” Season 3 Sentence Starters
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“I think we’re just drunk.”
“You’re really gonna marry him?”
“Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.”
“I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.”
“If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job.”
“You’re not a veterinarian! You don’t know anything!”
“I’m rejecting your kiss.”
“Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”
“We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.”
“Fact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.”
“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”
“I accidentally ran over it.”
“Oh, you’re such a blonde.”
“You walk out that door, and it is over.”
“It hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.”
“My sister and I used to be best friends, but we haven’t talked in 16 years over some disagreement I can’t even remember.”
“Despite being wrong for me in every way, I’m still attracted to you.”
“I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”
“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”
“Congratulations, universe. You win.”
“I don’t like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.”
“I’m not fine. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.”
“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”
“Do you still have feelings for her?”
“Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”
“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”
“I am really proud of you.”
“I’ve…never told you that I love you.”
“I can read you like a book.”
“I want to cry, but I’m not going to.”
“I want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.”
“Every day, for eight years, I’ve brought pepper spray… and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well who’s laughing now?”
“Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”
“Wikipedia is the best thing in the world.”
“Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.”
“What, nerf isn’t cool anymore?”
“This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”
“Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society.”
“Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.”
“I called off my wedding because of you.”
“Prove it. Let’s see your penis!”
“You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.”
“For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.”
“Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.”
“Um, are you free for dinner tonight?”
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