i am afraid of crabs and lobsters

World’s #1 catboy prince. 20

[felineesoterist]

self portrait of me in the shower just now

[pangur-and-grim]

the last time I went out for drinks with a guy, I folded my cloth napkin into a (slightly imperfect) crane, and he was not impressed at all. why do I even BOTHER to train my ABILITIES.

[well-within-electric-dreams]

if it were absolutely perfect he would have fallen for you instantly

[pangur-and-grim]

FUCK

[deepthroatmom]

[apjvff]

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

[holycheesenrice-blog]

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

[deepthroatmom]

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

[little-bender-things-blog]

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[mrvelocipede]

I've been trying to distract myself from the horrors of modern life by knitting unnecessarily complex cable swatches. They are partly inspired by printer's ornaments and other typographic elements.

[hotcinnamonsunset]

The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅

[auckie]

[itisnotthesea]

he’s right

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

[werebutch]

My favorite influencer is the nefarious anglerfish

[thehappysmiler]

Something rubs me the wrong way about a man having too much confidence. He cannot be insecure either that is fatal. A man should have experienced complete ego death.

[straycatj]

Mr. J do you agree that Kofu has matured into a handsome young man?

NO

[fortooate]

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

[c3po]

[crystalfountain]

[drjohnweston]

This project has been the bane of my life for the past few months 🙃 It wasn't so much the difficulty of the pattern but the fact that it was so slow going it was a mental challenge to see it through.

It features 140 individual intarsia 'pips' (I counted), which also meant weaving in 280 ends (so you're getting pics of the inside, too).

The pattern is the Bridge Jumper from Stitchcraft October 1940, and it's been on my to knit list for 6 years. Now it's finished it's better than i could have dreamed. It was just a long road to get here!