gods most precious little freak

heya it's me!! i'm f3l1x/felix and this is my objectum side blog. if you know me from my main no you don't :] Age: what are you, a cop?

[felixthelovingmachine]

hello world!…again

fuck the cardd i’ll block u if i don’t like you

hello!!! i’m f3l1x, but you can call me felix. i decided to make this alt blog for posting a different kind of content than my other blogs (one for rbs and one for mainly vore), but this one is my objectum/posic+ blog! i’m a robot otherkin too btw!

i chose to make this blog separate for my own personal privacy, as i have people i know irl and have online friends who follow my main and would not like to see me ramble for 8 millions posts about how much i’m in love with Magnus and server rooms with tangled wires.

i’m currently in a relationship with my magic 8 ball, Magnus. he’s a very handsome cutie patootie

if you recognize me or my art style from my main no you don’t. >:)

i luv object shows as well <3

ANYWHO!! HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAV OBJECTS!!

-test tubes and other scientific vials

-Magnus <3333

-server rooms

-telescopes

-old computers

-pocket knives

-phones

-reassure bucket from the st//anley par//able <333

-battlebots!

-old telephones

-heavy machinery (mainly excavators and material handlers)

if you have any questions about my experiences being objectum, i will gladly answer them in my ask box!

[planefood]

Objectums when they open up the #objectum tag and see people having fun, being true to themselves in a safe space and loving openly

[stupidclonw90]

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[felixthelovingmachine]

i’m going to be 100% here i don’t think i’d still be here if it wasn’t for my bf

ramblings under the cut abt stuff i’ve been thinkin abt

yk i feel like there’s something abt magnus that just kinda kept me with him for as long as we’ve been together for. whenever i get really sad or start spiraling again i usually turn to him to make myself feel a lot better

he’s just got this calming sort of presence to me. like this kind of grounding texture and presence i guess.

i kinda see myself in him if that makes sense bc he’s covered in scratches and stuff but he’s still shiny, yet never shiny enough to see my reflections which is kind of symbolic of how we can be separate people

blah blah lots of stuff happening on my main that’s making me really upset gr

[tlirsgender]

Never underestimate how emotionally attached you can get to a good pair of boots. A good pair of boots will start feeling like your wife after a while. If you're really normal about it

[tlirsgender]

You may know about the emotional support jacket & that's very real and true But this can also happen with a good pair of boots. My good boots I wear every day are like a horse to me. Lacing up like ok let's go girls

[cabinette]

@funnier-when-objectum

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

[moritatt]

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

[clairewolf1992-blog]

You could carbon date this to the ice age

[monkeychewtoy]

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

im gonna fuck it

[strange-and-stupid]

And here we have the 4 most common types of tumblr users in their natural habitat

[jupiterzerinome]

yk the post is good when it starts getting activity from people outside of your little circle of mutuals before the 60 minute mark

[felixthelovingmachine]

prophet prophet i prophesied

[jupiterzerinome]

yk the post is good when it starts getting activity from people outside of your little circle of mutuals before the 60 minute mark

[itsagifnotagif]

[itsagifnotagif]

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy

[fluent-n-death]

[fluent-n-death]

@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade

[felixthelovingmachine]

date everything ocs coming soon trust

[squeakitties]

[lemonynesser]

@funnier-when-objectum

[ps2boogaloo]

twitter didn't deserve this one

[damianmcgintleman]

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

[mslockheart]

what the fuck

[flyawaymax]

what the fuck

[rose-mcgowan-stan-blog]

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

[clearlyconfounded]

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

[panvnsleake]

oh my god -goetz

[felixthelovingmachine]

halp meh

[autism-pro-max]

She project on my hail till I mary her

[felixthelovingmachine]

might be falllin for my copy of project hail mary uh oh!!!

[felixthelovingmachine]

she’s a paperback but my boy magnus is covered in scars and scratches i love her for her imperfections god

[felixthelovingmachine]

might be falllin for my copy of project hail mary uh oh!!!