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oh no I’m gaining followers. *squint* does this mean I need to do the like, pinned post thing. Not even sure what it would say
‘hi, you can call me Kris. I’m intersex. My gender is Fat Butch, my sexuality is ‘queers are hot.’ I’m a 5′4″ subby switch and my wife is an almost 6 ft tall femme. my kinks are whatever I’ve recently been writing for a porn game I’ve been helping with for two years.’
Tummy Tuesday! Butch mouse edition
Sometimes the world is just silly and strange and you happen to say the exact right thing to the right person.
When I was working at the sex shop we had this one toy by Jimmy Jane. They gave store reps one as a freebie which was genius because we instantly converted to believers after being initially very skeptical.
The toys were small and pretty cute, but no one thought they’d pack much of a punch. The best of the lot looked like one of the little Totoros, two little pink ears sticking up from a rounded body. Unfortunately most customers would say it looked like a tooth.
So one day I’m showing it to a man looking for a gift for his girlfriend. “It has a motor in each ear, and it can pass the vibration back and forth between them. Fully submersible, it’s rechargeable, and really powerful for it size.”
He was just looking at it in intently.
“Are you going to say it looks like a tooth?”
He laughed, “Yes.”
“I get it. Personally I always thought it looks more like a cute rabbit, I’m always tempted to draw googly eyes on it.”
His expression froze and I stopped laughing, wondering what I could have said that so thoroughly checked him. Without a word he slowly reached down into his pocket and pulled something out.
“I think these are for you.”
If he’d had different vibes I wouldn’t have reached out my hand to accept his offering but up to that moment he’d just seemed like an awkward engineer type. I opened my hand to look at what he’d given me.
Two nicely cutout handmade cardboard googly eyes.
I lost it. “Why do you have these?!” I gasped between bursts of laughter.
“I made them! I always keep some on me, because you never know when you’ll see an opportunity to add eyes to something! But I think you should have these.”
I was absolutely delighted and after I rang him up for the toy I decided to tape them to our scanner. I couldn’t put them on the display toy but every time I used the scanner I’d laugh all over again about saying just the right thing to make someone pull handmade googly eyes out of his pocket.
noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone
Sure you could fall in love with me but would you put up glow in the dark stars all over our bedroom walls with me? Would you paint our mailbox fun colors with me? Would you make pancakes in silly shapes and buy knickknacks we’ll never use and pick up hobbies we won’t stick to with me? Would you live and be silly and be a little dumb and be a genius and be confident and lazy and kind and angry and everything? Would you give me absolutely every side of yourself that you can??
One thing about love that will always have me coming back for more is this. I want to go to silly antique shops and find the Pepsi glasses my family collects and decide we should have our own collection too. I want to happily sigh while being held close with our cats purring next to us. I want to paint our nursery with my very pregnant belly popping out of my overalls. I want to hold your hand while we run through the rain to the car. I will throw your towel in the dryer before your shower so you’re nice and warm. I will never stop making you sweet cards filled with my declarations of affirmation and affection. I won’t stop dreaming about gentle kisses in a pumpkin patch, or a flower field. I want to love and be loved how I deserve.
✨wise words by me✨
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chag christmas to those who celebrate!!!! or happy christmas i hope i'm saying it right hehehe i know it's not tradition but i hope you have some sufganiyot anyway 🥰 so sad its only one day tho 🥺
oh shoot it's today!!!! sorry i am not super cultural chag chrysler !!! (hope this is the right spelling)
Volunteers complete knitting projects left behind by those who have died or can no longer finish them and return the items to friends and lo
"It takes 35,000 stitches to make a pair of socks, so that's 35,000 actions you're doing to produce this item that will hopefully take care of somebody, it's kind of like magic." 🔮✨🐇🧶❤️
I love this project - they complete UFOs left behind by loved ones.
If you want to sign up to finish projects, you can skip directly to their website. They do crochet and quilting projects as well as knitting.
normalize not celebrating xmas. like every single piece of media involving xmas in any way shape or form has everyone celebrating it like no matter their religion they just like do it for the spirit or the holiday or whatever and if they originally don't it ends w them giving in out of consideration and being guilted. like if you love xmas, that's great. i love bubble tea and i love rosh hashanah, but i don't expect everyone to love them or even experience them. it's not sad for me if someone doesn't enjoy them bc i'm not a self obsessed prick who assumes everyone else enjoys and celebrates the same things i do. pls be respectful this year, pls acknowledge xmas IS NOT a secular holiday, please do not other and exclude those who do not celebrate it. and btw this goes beyond inclusive language.
(goyim and christians/atheists can rb and add if you want but do not clown i am begging you)
Happy almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas Day!!!
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idk if others feel the same way but I love the term "butch bait" because it feels like such an open acknowledgment of the fact that so many butches feel predatory for their attraction, especially if that attraction is explicitly sexual and not just softly romantic, and most importantly it's a gesture that seeks to transform rather than reduce feelings of being a predator. like, yeah, being assured that we're not scary or monsters for having sexual desires is nice, but it doesn't work if we're not willing to believe it. "Butch bait" says "I want all of you, including the claws and the teeth and all the other parts of you that you think are scary" and I think that's something every butch deserves to hear
sometimes you just gotta listen to music at a volume that you know will be part of the cause of your hearing loss at the age of 28
hey yall. im 25 now and i already have tinnitus <3 dont do this. LOL
oh btw for those saying “i already have tinnitus haha it cant get worse” YEAH IT CAN BITCH! if you want to listen to music loud do it on speakers at least. headphones will Beam Pain Waves Directly Into Your Cochlear Hair Cells and a 10kHz Tone Loud Enough Will Give You Psychic Damage Forever
if i have to fucken, translate it to something you’ll understand? Imagine theres a picture of garfield here saying
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HEARING LOSS
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A very happy Honk to you all. ✡️🕎💞”
beneath the words is a picture of an unfolded piece of paper, which says in inconsistent lettering, “i wish you a happy honk”
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