earth may have birthed me but the sun is my mother

💜🍤🐞☆ 🦈shark apologist🦈 "engineer" ♌ weird ass ♌

[goshkanani]

[geocaprican]

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[snowyowlee]

Majestic Flapflaps!

[finns-gifs]

[innovadesexual]

Ew gross. Get out of here you nasty misandrist piece of shit. Go spread your hatred somewhere else.

you don't know how happy this ask just made me

[innovadesexual]

wait was this because i said cisgender man have pee pee hands. you can't be serious right

[innovadesexual]

was this post actually what prompted you to send this.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

[chronicallyabsent]

i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all

[grntaire]

happy pride to everyone who recognizes her

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

[sillymedoingsillythings]

Too many curses, that's why. It's like fighting thru a giant crowd to get your curse in, and it'll be overwritten in seconds anyway.

[a-wild-haggis]

the dark wizards got 'em

[12thh]

i am a hater but i am also cute and nice and sweet

[flipchild]

A Sensitive Smiler Shall Inherit The Earth 🌍

[transmantraut]

[sliversoakley4]

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

[risingpilots]

Lmaoo

[purekhocaine]

WOULD YOU RATHER

Eat a single worm once a day for an entire year and get a million dollars

Live on a deserted island for 6 months and get half a million dollars

Live with your ex for 4 months and get unlimited supply of food for 5 years

Only eat canned food for 1 year and get $750,000

Have someone scream at you to wake you up for 4 months and get half a mil

Go to the club every single night for 6 months and get $300,000

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024