[femjerma]

ferma if you will

i love you for this

[femjerma]

poob doesn’t even have it anymore you have to get poob plus

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[rozieramati]

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[heraclesw-deactivated20220825]

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[rt0no]

[87sukiyaki]

[microbe]

Nara Dreamland, the infamous abandoned theme park in Japan.

[sunb1eeder]

[uvb76fan]

new research just came out showing that women's eggs do not genetically age almost at all from age 20 to age 42 and birth defects correlated with parental age are probably nearly exclusively related to the father's age

[himbohopkins]

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.