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Marsha| California| Scorpio 24 she/they @marshyjean on insta

[fenderguitar]

Accidentally deleted this

[ahalal-uralma]

[witchrealms]

(x)

[starlight-pirate]

King Thranduil

[ceeyoutea]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[scorpionlafemme]

No bad days in June

[snototter]

Spotted hyenas (Crocuta crocuta) pick at a buffalo carcass in Kruger National Park, South Africa

by Yamil Saenz

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[ispyspookymansion]

[thisisnolongerinuse]

[casismybestfriend]

this^ gif choice is even more perfect cause the moment immediately after looks like this:

[ispyspookymansion]

yeah sure. crazy gay destiel sex be upon ye i guess happy pride

[the-haiku-bot]

yeah sure. crazy gay

destiel sex be upon ye

i guess happy pride

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kosmogrl]

[fenderguitar]

Shoutout to my mom for making sure I read long novels and Shakespeare plays as a kid even though my attention span is completely fucked now.

[goldcrescent]

[academic-vampire]

𝔞𝔡𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶

[slytherinnpride]

check out my etsy store ✨

[black-arcana]

Tatiana Shmayluk 📸© Gen Prokyror

[motoyuuri]

cultivate bird-forward language. "Im so happy!" -> "im so harpy". Now you are a bird also

[my-dailydreams]

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[his-quietus-make]

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.” 

Trolled by a fucking goat. 

[weezley]

i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”