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Fen | Any/All | 1996 | 🇪🇺 This blog is for whatever catches my eye. If we're mutuals or you're following me, holler at me if you want something tagged.

[iawv]

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[dirthelan]

Recently, while I was in my another Veilguard playthrough, a thought crossed my mind.

Remember those owl statues in Arlathan Forest? The symbols on them made me wonder if I could try decoding them. Turns out, there really was some encrypted text there.

Here it is (literal, with original spelling preserved):

owls are spooqy

eating the mice

time to find out

is this owl nice

I don't know if you need this information, but here it is. It's nice that even after a year and a half, this game still has something to offer.

[obsidian-bone]

Dark Side Solas, aka The Dread Wolf

A doodle that went way out of hand XD

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[rukiana09-deactivated20190508]

♬Sera was never quite the quietest girl— Her attacks are loud and they’re joyful.♪

[cher-ryz]

“I was cast into it” - Astarion

[stackslip]

but if we were gonna lean into the goofy side of mass effect we should have had a thing in the citadel dlc where all translators get disconnected for comedy reasons. all the humans suddenly have much more pronounced accents or even flat out other languages. kaidan speaks tagalog just to annoy others who havent bothered to learn anything other than english in the 22nd century. tali can actually speak other alien languages because quarians rarely have fully properly translated VIs courtesy of the galaxy sucking. krogans sound twice as intimidating and wrex enjoys it. turians sound like somewhere between a cat and a bird clicking and squawking and everyone laughs about it. asari inexplicably sound a thousand times more beautiful but also none of them can speak a single word in another language except liara t'soni nerd extraordinaire but she's only fluent in mandarin considering it's the most populous language on earth. the whole incident lasts five minutes but it's enough to be the sole conversation topic during the party afterwards

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[heroes-wear-green]

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of him as a puppy. that's animal

[priinxecharming]

this is fucking me up hes literally two leaves long

[refrainee]

your crime is wearing his clothes girl

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

Please unmute this

[waywardexpressions]

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

[auroradiation]

print

[auroradiation]

"Would you care for a little tone for the journey, Master Witcher?"

print

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[tragicfaggots-deactivated202407]

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[kvotheunkvothe]

I love starling fledglings. they used to follow the flock into my yard to enjoy the cat food I'd set out for them (and strays) but would just hop around with their mouths open to all the other birds demanding someone feed them. eventually an adult would just shove one kibble piece after another down their beaks. since they were nearly as big as the adults by then and a duller color, at first I wondered if they were females and this was some kind of mating thing? but nope, just a babby who doesn't know how to/doesn't want to feed itself yet

[thesonofgaytan]

The Companions: After killing my abuser, I just feel hollow. I thought revenge would fulfil me. But really, it’s left me with more complicated feelings.

Rolan: BITCH!! NO SPINE HAVING ASS BITCH!! YOUR HOUSE IS MINE NOW!!