oatmealed

anus flaps? it’s more likely than u think -they/them

[5nightsatteddys]

Been watching mlp again

[mlpoutofcontext]

[choppers-pink-hat]

My Little Pony had a herculean level of restraint because they only did this style of gag two or three times. And when they did it, they made it count.

[hungwy]

no one had “real names“ in ancient times if you wanted to be called broadback or servant-of-god or whatever everyone was chill about it

[hotvampireadjacent]

[taragrimface]

post the universal friend

[youhavethewrong]

[vergak]

[jd8ch]

I stand behind our environmentally-conscious bros.

[vergak]

I stand behind him so I can see his whale tail

[snipertf2-archive]

[skoople]

the world.. is in turmoil. and people.. are in pain. even still we can take comfort in knowing that there is bucket of wet slop. grins.

[bumblequinn]

with apologies to op (x)

[toastbutteregg]

[midiport]

[bitchesgetriches]

In America, being single is expensive by design

Why life in this country is so hostile to single people.

[foxsoulcourt]

FASCINATING READ!

The refusal to build a real safety net for people who aren’t partnered means that some people may feel pressure to do anything to be and stay partnered, even if it means enduring psychological or physical abuse. It also means that single people deal with all the same things that anyone without a safety net deals with: They often stay in bad jobs, they take fewer entrepreneurial risks, they’re less likely to follow opportunities that people with a spousal safety net could. They simply don’t have the stability that makes it not just possible but also conceivable to do so much else. It seems clear, if we want to actually support “liberty” or lift people out of poverty, or even make it easier for people to have traditional (or nontraditional!) families, then we need to reconsider the way we organize tax policy and public benefits.

[jame7t]

I cast Inbox Full Of Milk for your tummyache

hey. Thag won’t help

[thaghelps]

why are you slandering me

[bogleech]

If the “x can’t hurt you, x isn’t real” meme could only be brought back for one thing in the world I can think of none better than the ai generated joe biden pokemon

[crazy-brazilian]

[nutsacktorturer]

I have

[amarga-2]

Thank you for your contribution, nutsacktorturer

[wilimia]

No thanks I hate this

[gaylactic-fire]

Congratulations you've made the world's first cishet Link

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[evilscientist3]

If he ate an evil meth that made him tiny he would be called smallter white. Have you ever even fucking bothered to think about that

[charlottan]

fuck you. if jesse ate the evil meth he would be jesse shrinkman

[beesmygod]

small goodman

[katedrawscomics]

Shrank Schrader

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Evil Meth That Makes You Tiny

[vividoll-xx]

if you don't booyah back i am killing both of us

[mythgendered]

[babblingbalatron]

cestum veneris