Bobert Your Flayvor!

Food network fan blog. Scott Conant blocked me on Twitter on 9/23/16.

[tedallen]

You all: uh? I disagree with you that the food network men are ugly. You are wrong. Jeff mauro and bobby flay are super hot Me, a lesbian: uh,,,,,,,,,,,ok,,

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

Do you know any good Food Network fanfictions?

no and I don’t want to

[foodnetwork-fandom]

my mom once said "bleat blobby flay" by accident and it still haunts me

i love it

[doctorsungflower-deactivated201]

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] The Wontons

[altonbrown]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

#look at these nuts

[tedallen]

Food network gothic

You’re watching a show on the foodnetwork. Giada is showing you how to make a recipe. Her whole instructional turns into italian, and you understand her. You’ve been following along the whole time, but you just don’t know what the recipe is and you forgot what protein you put in. You dont worry and keep adding ingredients. It feels like it’s been hours before it ends. The judges deliberate. You swear you’ve watched this episode before… was this even a competition show when you started watching? It doesn’t matter. Its midnight and you’ve unconsciously made 5 different dishes. Geoffrey zakarian is eating one. They’re all 5 star. Scott Conant bursts into your home, crying. When you look in the mirror, your reflection has been replaced with bobby flay.

[foodnetworkruinedmylife]

fixed!

Hey sorry to exploit this blog but I’m doing yet another survey, this time for my sociology class, and I would appreciate it so much if you could answer three questions about your follower count. Thanks again for putting up with me~

here’s the survey

[foodntwk]

Do not. Be a Whiny Child. Scooter McLoser.

[bobbyslayme]

everyone i just made a new neopet named scottconantt and im going to make him into an onion chia lms if u agree

[tedallen]

Food network creepypasta

I turned on the TV and guy fieri was fucking dead

[fewdnetwerk]

i read "guy fieri was fucking" and nearly had a heart attack

[foodnetwork-fandom]

Heyo, random actually friendly reminder to the fandom that Ted Allen is queer! He was one of the Fab Five on the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (basically teaching Straight tm guys how not to look and act off-puttingly Straight tm so they can actually get dates) and he's married to a man! So if anyone in the lgbt+ community needs a(nother) reason to love him, there's that!

i am Old enough to remember him being on this show so i did know but yes! for anyone who didn’t! he is also married to this man!

( they got engaged after DOMA was overturned )

[guarnaschelli-sees-all]

donna wearing her homemade bifocals

[fewdnetwerk]

i follow ron ben-israel on twitter and all he does is retweet people complaining to food network that he's not on cake wars anymore and i aspire to reach this level of pettiness one day

[foodntwk]

melania steals speeches and then trump uses a picture of obama’s inauguration as his twitter header and whoever made this cake stole it from duff so like is anything a trump idea in this administration who knows

[foodnetwork-fandom]

i’m

[foodntwk]

All I want in life is to give bobby flay a hand job so I can say with confidence I beat Bobby flay

AKSKDKDDK NOOO

[fewdnetwerk]

hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw guy fieri super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it’s just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P

i’d step on him