Your daily dose of shitposting

25? apparently?/ Lesbian/ she/her

[pydiyudie]

[herbgerblin]

i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

[herbgerblin]

id: tags that read, “make her tpose.” end id.

On it boss

id: image of the same icon, now with the ghoul t-posing. end id.

[herbgerblin]

Id: tag you that reads “let’s get this to 69k before Halloween people.” End id

LET ME LIVE

[gatlingant]

They should make sweaters but for your torso

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Girl fuck you

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

They should invent socks but like. For torsos

[gatlingant]

Sweaters?

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Make your own post

[cappocat]

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

[charlesoberonn]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

holy shit

[mindofthemage]

[mysharona1987]

Pretty much everyone said this would happen. One ticked off parent can throw a tantrum and get any girl investigated because their kid didn’t win. Gross.

[arguablysomaya]

hmmm. not to be a communist on main but you deserve more than just necessities actually

[teaboot]

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

[teaboot]

Cannot stress enough that this is NOT a condemnation, this is genuine delight that young girls in my town have stopped dressing up like Kardashians and are finally just goofing around on summer break in comfortable shoes and funky graphic shirts.

15 year olds should not be worries about having a thigh gap, they should be trying on SpongeBob bucket hats at the pier and drinking twice their weight in corn syrup like hummingbirds

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

[the-radio-star]

Finally some good fucking news

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

[sindri42]

These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[angelolytle]

oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

[radiofreederry]

Cool

[am-josie]

Uhm,, sorry sweatie, but we have no principles and are glad to abandon your human rights for a handful of votes that we're not gonna get anyway bc we don't believe in offering anything to anyone either 😍🥰😘

[quasi-normalcy]

It seems like if you’re concerned about literal fascism, mass demonization and rollback of the human rights of unpopular subaltern groups is something that should the fucking well concern you.

[regicide1997]

first they came for the trans people, but I did not speak up, because I was too concerned with the abstract concept of opposing fascism to actually do anything

[regicide1997]

[prof-grace-aspen]

TERFs eating their own will never not be funny to me.