it keeps happening

ro - no/any pronouns - comics and dnd nerd, remaking blog bc i lost the old tumblr lol

[dragongirlsweetie]

you can use the WASD keys to type the letters w, a, s, and d, respectively, on your computer

[a-book-of-creatures]

Stop saying “like” as a space filler in sentences. Use “reblog” instead.

[tellybox]

v cartoony person torn in half under cut

[aokozaki]

There's a manga that just started on MangaPlus called World Wide Web MIKO!, which features an alternate 1890s Japan where the internet is... a spiritual network accessed by shrine maidens?

[Narration] In modern times, people can browse the web with a click of their mouse...

It's fucking hilarious.

[toskarin]

🌸 affirmations 🌸

there is nothing wrong with me

it is the world that has to change

it is the world that will change

revenge makes poor anodyne, but it will have to do

that feeling in the pit of my stomach is the dragon

heaven exists to be summited

an eye for an eye gives me two eyes

my polearm technique is unparalleled

[lucabyte]

happy pride . and shes the one with the company login

[theycantalk]

together

[orphan55]

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

[contemptible-scoundrel]

no this sword isnt demonic, Im an atheist I dont believe in that bullshit, I didnt raze your village because I was corrupted by demonic power, I razed your village for $2 and a lighter

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[pettycentral]

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[sheishine]

Ancient Sea Creature Diorama - Anomalocaris (Cambrian Period).

古代海洋生物ジオラマ - アノマロカリス (カンブリア紀)。

The print is available on my Etsy shop.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

atoms are made of positive parts, negative parts, and neutral parts. the positive parts are attracted to the negative parts and repelled by each other, like magnets. but there's a second force that attracts positive and neutral parts to each other. to have an atom, you need the two forces that govern the parts of the atom to attain celestial harmony, which means you need enough neutral parts to make the positive parts stick together in the middle.

sometimes an atom is permissible but celestially disharmonious, usually because it's too big. there's also an occult diagram that determines which forms of atom are harmonious, but it's usually because it's too big. when this happens, the angels take offense and break it apart. this makes atoms that aren't celestially harmonious into smaller atoms that are, and is where balloon gas comes from: the form of balloon gas is particularly favored by God.

that's all well and good, as such things go. there are rocks that make balloon gas because God thinks their atoms are too big. that's fine. we can use it for balloons. but there's another type of celestial disharmony, caused by a secret third force that does this, where a neutral part of an atom can break into a positive part, a negative part, and a secret third thing called an "anti neutrino", and the atom gets bigger. you can't use this to make explosions, that's a third thing, but you can use it to light exit signs. you probably can't use it to turn base metals into gold either; that's a fourth thing, which is maybe the opposite of the third.

it's really hard to make gold because there's only one kind that isn't so celestially disharmonious that it curses you to death with beams. we wouldn't like gold if it cursed us to death with beams. it does curse us to death, of course, but the harmonious kind doesn't do it with beams.

[retroactivebakeries]

the eight elements and their corresponding elementals: air (sylphs), earth (gnomes), fire (salamanders), water (undines), wood (hamadryads), metal (robots), money (stockbrokers), and surprise (catgirls)

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her