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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Jules of Nature

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KIROKAZE
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sade Olutola

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$LAYYYTER

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@fgsdgagdsg
love live dared me to score a trillion points and its........ Too Hard
who wants it
thinking
he is balenced
namaste, birb.Â
Vice journalist gets sacked for journalism.
hey just fyi but about that daily dot article going around about âa movement connecting trans people with lawyers before Trump takes office: #TransLawHelp is on the case of updating trans peopleâs IDsââ #translawhelp is being run by Riley (yes, that Riley) noted pedophile and scam artist (the arkh project and a whole bunch of other shit including, like, taking advantage of a trans girlâs suicide if my memory doesnât fail me). it may still be a valuable resource but given that track record I wouldnât expect them to do their homework re: screening lawyers, etc., so just, perhaps proceed carefully
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Itâs getting harder and harder to tell what is a Clickhole article and what is real
god i hope so
Turns out you can just put words in any order you want and it doesnât matter
just what team skull was missing.
bonus:
1918 friends episode
Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.
Ross dies of influenza
Why would Ross die of influenza? Heâs the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. Heâs incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.
im screaming the plague isnât gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology
Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else thatâs been discussed on the post at all
business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they donât know you in your econ lecture on monday morning
fuck with a psych major then
psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that theyâve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know theyâll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma
fuck with an art major then
art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you donât return their calls the next day theyâll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")
Fuck with a film major
film majors will invite you over to âwatch a movie and chillâ and youâll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you donât understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over heâll undress you but not to have sex, just to âadmireâ your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesnât smoke
i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields
everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it
#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer
#there are 4 tiers of kinks  #tier 1: things u can admit to irl friends  #tier 2: things u can admit to on ur public blog  #tier 3: kinks u can talk about on skype in private w ur friends  #tier 4: you open the fics in incognito at 2am before going to bed and nobody can ever know  <â @ssealdog telling it like it is