Cross-Stitch & Chaos | FiberFrog

🐸 Cross-stitch, but unhinged. 🧵 Crafting chaos, one X at a time. 🖤 Stitching for the gremlins, goblins, and gremlin-adjacent. 📥 Digital patterns, instant regret (jk, you’ll love them). ⬇️ Embrace the stitchy chaos: https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com

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Tired. Wired. Yelling into space. We will get through this. <3

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1899136387/embrace-the-void-existential-humor-cat

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🦥☕ "Productivity is a myth. Stitching is forever."

If your to-do list is giving you the look and you're giving it one right back… maybe it’s time for a new approach. This lazy sloth cross-stitch pattern is the perfect project for embracing the art of Doing Nothing™

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1871083534/sloth-cross-stitch-pattern-funny-lazy

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Laundry? Never heard of her.

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1883454353/capybara-cross-stitch-pattern-laundry

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From the ocean's darkest depths, she emerged. A black anglerfish, gracing the surface with her enigmatic presence. Her journey, though brief, reminds us that even in the deepest darkness, there's a longing for light.

Stitch this tribute to the deep-sea queen who dared to rise.

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1875108421/angler-fish-cross-stitch-pattern-black

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Perpetually exhausted just from existing <3

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mentally buffering for 3-5 business days.

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1881552941/disassociating-frog-cross-stitch-pattern

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Ah yes, another beautiful day to contribute to the endless grind of late stage capitalism… OR… I could burrito myself in this blanket and shun my responsibilities

This is a cross-stitch pattern, not financial advice.

https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1881054785/not-today-capitalism-cross-stitch

[catbunblue302]

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Frogging builds character. Allegedly.

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https://fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1867793630/a-little-feral-a-little-fancy-possum

Some days you’re civilized. Some days you eat shredded cheese in the night by the light of the open fridge.