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So I have no idea how to even remotely go abt this but basically I would like a beetlejuice b-way bootleg im willing to pay for it but ive seen tons of stuff abt the master not selling it or having it anymore due to leaks. Anyone help a gal out?

#beetlejuice bootleg beetlejuice broadway welp

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IT’S TIME TO STOP USING SINGLE-USE PLASTICS!!!

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I noticed the other day that girls usually adapt to their bfs hobbies like if they enjoy idk surfing the girls will start learning facts about it and buying cute things related to it for them and being so proud of their bf like they’re a star even if they aren’t that great at surfing just out of pure love and joy ….. But men never fucking adapt to their gf’s interests like they can’t possibly care less about makeup for example or they’ll just complain about them taking too long to get ready instead of sharing the passion for it and watching them create something beautiful and being interested in why is it that it makes her feel better to do her makeup. Men are so used to not trying at all fuck that tbh!!!!

nursephantump

yall are just dating the wrong fucking people lmao

usagiskywalker

Seriously, you ARE dating the wrong people. I work in a makeup store and the sheer amount of guys that are fully engaged in what their girlfriends/wives are doing with makeup surprised me. Yes there’s a lot of guys who scoff and roll their eyes about being in the PRESENCE of makeup, but there’s sooooo many that are consistently engaged, looking at colours wanting to help (even when they’re visibly confused and you can see they want to help but don’t know how). My boyfriend even knows more than I thought just from listening to me talk.

Find better quality guys that take interest in your interests and stop settling for assholes.

sainamoonshine

the person you’re dating should be your best friend. Not as in, date your best friend, but as in if your partner doesn’t engage with you at the same level as a best friend (or even just a friend), there is something wrong. It’s not long term material. Couples that act like men and women are ‘opposite’ sides in the relationship game are such a weird concept for me. ‘Oh, we’re married, my wife is basically an obstacle to me getting a nice night out with my friends haha’ or ‘oh my boyfriend doesn’t do any of the housework ahahaha boys am I right?“ like, ?????? you,re not supposed to be on opposite sides, both pulling to get what you want. You’re supposed to be a TEAM. that’s, like, the whole point of a relationship. Like, not only does my boyfriend know and care about my interests, even the ones I rant about that know bore him a little (and vice versa - I now know a lot about Eve Online and he knows more than he has probably ever wanted to know about star wars fanfiction), he also knows about my day to day stuff. Like, I’ll ask him to do the laundry and he’ll answer “okay but where’s the little net bag you put your bras in so they don’t get stretched in the washer?” because he fucking LISTENED when I bought it and told him what it was for. like I said. You’re a team, conquering adult life together. That goes for everything, from getting excited and calling him over when I spot a simulator game on sale at the store (even though wtf simulator games I will never get the point of them) to figuring out the most efficient way to keep the living room clean. *high fives my boyfriend, cartwheels out of the house*

aedienmornive

It’s sad because I’ve seen what OP is talking about with my mom, my sister, and my friends. I don’t think people need to love all of one another’s hobbies, but they should make and effort to take an interest. I know that. It all guys are like this, kudos to those of you who really participate in your relationships.

beanantea

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THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

thatsqualitystuff

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

dratraichuturnright

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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classichorrorblog

The Nightmare Before Christmas Directed by Henry Selick (1993)

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i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

cerastes

Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

ahirucafe

ボヘミアンラプソティ、後半三十分くらいずっと号泣してました。

nellucnhoj

the man with the golden pun

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tocif

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

movie-gifs

Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly.

trashythingsgohere

queen-neyde

bidoof

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

ultrafacts

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

Tama is boss

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cat-fandom

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

ultrafacts

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

karinanotcinerina

Beautiful.

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Now I’m crying thanks

sapphic-matriarchy

and a new cat was hired right?

clarenecessities

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

lafayettelabaguette

Law

tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

linkislost

a legacy

zenthisoror

I’d just like to add that there is a ‘Santama’, whose name was ‘SUNtamatama’ (the capitalisation is not my own, it’s in the actual name). They were sent to Okayama prefecture for station-master training. The Okayama PR rep Mister/Ms Y, who was looking after SUNtamatama then refused to let go of the cat, saying something along the lines of, “This child is ours and I will not let them go, they will stay in Okayama”, and so SUNtamatama remained in Okayama.

This is SUNtamama below: