...about a little boy who came from hell

Austria / 24 / Architecture student. a little stunned by reality, what it is and what it's never going to be.

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Gautschi Lenzin Schenker - Detached house, Aarau 2022. Photos © Rasmus Norlander. 

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[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[silver-rayn123-deactivated20181]

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

[quixylvre]

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

[chaotic-carnifex]

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

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[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[gwyoi]

[pinene]

You should've posted this yesterday so it could've been marzipan pig monday

[gwyoi]

you’re so right god I’m so cringe fail…..

[sonic-justice-real-for]

OH MY GOD THIS EXPLAINS THE MARZIPAN PIGS IN THE PONY BREEDING GAME I PLAY

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[waspcup]

i would.Get Grinkled Boy.

[evilbeast-moved]

reblog to grinkle a mutual

[teathattast]

[quiteaquoteboard]

(source)

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Truth is just as hilarious as fiction.

[aroundthefurgf]

Not going to live the rest of my life and not going to kill myself but a secret third thing

[kingscrown666]

Executive dysfunction

[catchymemes]

[thehopefulquotes]

“You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever.”

— Augusten Burroughs; This Is How

[wilwheaton]

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[dingdongyouarewrong]

being fat isn’t a bad thing or a dirty word so don’t take this as me suggesting that it is, but it’s kind of insane how warped pop culture is about women’s bodies that everyone in 2014 was convinced meghan trainor was fat

[dingdongyouarewrong]

like.. this is how she looked in all about that bass

and i remember so many people talking about how overweight she was and making fat jokes about her- and none of that would have been remotely okay if she actually was fat- that isn’t okay no matter what. the reason fatphobia is bad isn’t because she isn’t fat; it’s bad because fatphobia is always awful, and especially targets actually fat women. but it’s moreso just insane to me that people’s baseline for what a fat person looks like is just so exceptionally warped. like it sincerely floors me

[tiredsnail]

i’m legitimately surprised that y’all are confused about this as if this hasn’t been a thing for decades, as if kate winslet wasn’t called “kate weighs-a-lot” during the filming and after the release of titanic

fatphobia has been around showbusiness for years. even now, the majority of the parts fat or midsize actors get are “comic relief whose only character trait is being fat”, “ugly main character who loses weight and suddenly is desired by everyone” or “the one who dies first in the horror movie”.

see also: the movie “the duff”, where the “designated ugly fat friend” is played by an actress who IS NOT FAT.

all of these are women who would statistically have below average weight, but showbiz goes hand in hand with diet culture so they call them fat because they know that that way they’ll make more people feel miserable about themselves and then those people will buy those teas that make you shit your pants or start diets or subscribe to exercise plans that don’t work.

and it’s not just the women either. hollywood wants you to think that this is what an ideal healthy man looks like:

when really, this is unsustainable and for a large part unobtainable physique. zac efron exercised for several hours a day every day and basically only ate protein to look like this, and is likely dehydrated as fuck in the shot for extra muscle definition. meanwhile this is zac actually being happy and healthy:

and i think we can all agree that he still looks fucking amazing. this is what a healthy strong guy looks like. you know what every tabloid called this when down to earth with zac efron came out? A DAD BOD.

tl;dr fatphobia is awful and showbusiness thrives on making people have body image issues.

[fatphobiabusters]

I just saw a tiktok about this, specifically about early 2000s fatphobia: https://bitchnamedbunny.tumblr.com/post/644035825390206976/pt-2

I remember Kelly Clarkson was like, *the* chubby girl and I’m shocked now by how much she wasn’t. It’s astounding how, media really pushed these “average” bodies as fat. Sad how much it’s barely changed.

[bob-artist]

Can I interest you in a

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crabonated beverage?

[bob-artist]

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics