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@fidelasstro
OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB
What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium? 
Allegra Chicken
This post is absolutely incomprehensible
Oh like hell its incomprehensible you fucking tumblr blogger get a job go to school kill your dad whatever just get over yourself
Are you okay
alex jones is literally female coded because of his hysteria. but whatever
TIL, that doom 3 is so so so so so so so so scaryy I cannot play it because the little evil demons attack me and cause so much mental distress
It’s time to roll the dice… with Ellen!
Man, fucking Ellen. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun quirky demeanor drops. No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply ruin me if it fell into the wrong hands. And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Ellen. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall. Gross and rank. Ellen hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Ellen, I say Ellen you’re so rich and famous, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there. All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Ellen, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries. But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And holy shit, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Ellen is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every role she does, pure shit. I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda world champ when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and huffing and puffing. This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. Brick walls. Fucking cracks. At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy white lady dance as she interviews Channing Tatum or something, fuck!
And holy shit, speak of the devil, would you look at this…
So I guess I’m playing dice tonight, and then paying the hospital a visit to attend to my future stab wounds. But I guess it bets the alternative of having people find out I sit on the toilet backwards, god how embarrassing.
we all talk a big game about chimps being funny but no one ever touches on how baboons are abstract hatred and wrath condensed into a living creature.
Stoner milfs are unionizing
Alex, 42
“1970s porn star was my style inspiration today. My style philosophy: have fun. I’m wearing a Valentino jacket, a Dries van Noten shirt, old Bottega pants and Calvin Klein tank top.”
Sep 11, 2019 ∙ Meatpacking District
really? on 9/11?
how shits gonna be in 3 weeks after everyones been stickin ants in the microwave
maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny...wtf
the ants won't fuck you bro
this new monster factory is off to a roaring start
this is what cis ppl sound like when they ask trans ppl gender questions
love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad
i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison
when i was a little kid i had a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game
the real allies
I think about this every day
