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Necro Maria, a breathtaking, exquisite marble sculpture representing a classy decadent macabre reinterpretation of Our Lady of Sorrows, a collaboration between 3D illustrator & art director Billelis & Sick Mick (@sick666mick). Via The Ethereal & the Uncanny
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
I love this so much
“U DID ME A BAMBOOZLE”
Ok so Dallas, Texas now has a Trans Pride Mural dedicated to Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera and I’m living for it
i want 2 kiss someone at pride
I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me
i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june
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Imagine if they married and ruled like this.
What We Do in Westeros
Jon: (Talking to the camera) I feel like Dany and I have really turned a corner in our relationship
I think things are getting better
She’s really grown as a person
Dany, in a seperate room, also talking to the camera: Sometimes I tell Jon I’m going out to get milk but actually I’m just setting another town on fire
(Chuckles)
Where would I even buy milk?
I burned all the dairy farmers O.O
Jon: Some people think we must have a strained relationship because of what happened… But I’m willing to be a man about this. I won’t try to justify what happened, I just think we can all move forward with our lives.
Besides, we love each other and we don’t think about anyone else who came before.
*Camera cuts to another room with Dany holding a picture frame with Messandei in it, stroking it fondly*
We need to get the cast together and make this show :D
“… He would hug you so hard … your bones would pop.”
It happens this year folks…
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
WOW
I’m so furious.
I’m reblogging but I haven’t listened to it yet. Sorry
What a bop
excellent
People don’t realize how many cops are literally white supremacists. Good on Anonymous for getting rid of one.
Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch
Goodness!
Okay. I’m Canadian so I know a shit ton about staying warm if you’re new to the cold there here are some tips!(add more if you know more!)
1. Wear grippy shoes, nothing is worse than snowmelt freezing on your skin.
2.Do not wear jeans as your outter layer. wet denim is the most body heat siphoning mother fucker known to man or god
3. Have a warm drink with you. It will help. Even just some hot soup broth or boiled water will help keep you warm.
4. Wear a moisture wicking layer close to your skin so you don’t get cold from your own sweat. You will sweat. That is fine and expected.
5. If you start feeling too warm even though you were cold and like you have to take your clothes of DO NOT. Call 911. You are suffering from hypothermia.
6. Bring a blanket and a heat source that needs no electricity with you in your vehicle. You do not want to be stranded with no heat in the case that something happens.
7. If you are struggling on ice as you’re walking, stop. Get your balance and penguin shuffle to a less slippery patch of ground. There’s usually less ice on one side of the walk and it’s better to walk in the snow next to the sidewalk than it is to eat dirt when ya slip
8. STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY FROM FROZEN BODIES OF WATER. Ponds are deceptive as shit even with the “solid blue tried and true” thing. Go around.
9. Keep kids warm. They run at a higher body temperature and will feel the effects of the cold worse than you.
10. Huddling is your best friend. Even if you don’t know the person, remember you’re both cold, especially if they don’t have the right clothing for the weather.
11. Pay attention to windchill. That is how cold it feels. Dress appropriately please. I know it’s tempting to dress for style, but there’s nothing stylish about losing your toes to frostbite
12. Don’t touch metal if you can avoid it. It will sap your heat and likely freeze to anything wet. Like tongues. Don’t fucking lick a pole.
13. If someone licks something metal, pour warm water over their tongue to get them free. If they yank, they will bleed. A lot.
14. Keep your ears, noes, fingers, and toes warm. You’re extremities will get cold first and are the most likely parts of your body to get frostbite.
15. If you see someone who may not have a place to be in the cold, offer to help them find a local shelter or library. The elements, especially the cold, are some of the largest threats to those who cannot avoid them.
16. If you find yourself stuck outside for a long time, sleep during the day when it is warmest, and avoid sleeping on the ground. Stay awake as much as you can at night so you have a better chance of staying warm.
Also, look out for your local animals. Cats will sleep on car wheels where you can’t see them - it’s elevated, rubber is warmer than the ground, and it’s a little hideyhole where they feel safe. Check your wheel wells and under your car before you go driving off, you might save a tiny life.
You can also, if you’re so inclined, make a little winter shelter for cats and small animals fairly easily and cheaply.
[Here] is a great (if lengthy) text guide to building shelters for local cats. [Here] is a video from the Ontario SPCA. [Here] is an even simpler (ad possibly cheaper) version of basically the same thing. As long as you smooth out the opening (so the lil guys don’t injure themselves on it), insulate, and line it, and then put it somewhere where it’s not going to get flooded or the animal snowed in, you’re grand. It might not seem like much in the face of subzero temperatures, but it’s damn well better than nothing.
everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard
I scrolled back up because I needed this on my blog
Mother Nature just busting it open like that huh?
AT THE EARTH’S CORE (1976)
Why I Really Enjoyed Escapism
There’s been some divided opinions in the fandom about whether the episode was good or not, so I’d like to share my own thoughts.
The thing that struck me most about Escapism was it’s soft melancholy and exhaustion. Thats entirely what it’s trying to convey; Escapism is about Steven’s mental state after all of the gem drama going on. It’s his longing to return to being a child.
“We never should have come here. This whole plan – what was I thinking?”
We start off the episode with a sour note. Stevonnie is trapped inside of gem jail, with nothing they can do for themselves that would help their situation. After un-fusing, Steven says (above^). He’s already accepted his defeat against White and failure to save the Corrupted Gems. Steven just wants to throw in the towel. Can we blame him?
When Steven arrives on Watermelon Island, like others have pointed out, everything is a metaphor for the fight between the Crystal Gems and Homeworld. Steven is thrust into the middle of their conflict, and wanted on both sides of the war. He tries to signal to them for help, but they are too wrapped up in their own pointless fighting that they hardly notice his calls. This applies both to his struggle in the episode and his feelings and position in gem conflicts.
Steven then manages to escape Watermelon Island, but he is afterward pummelled by a storm, attacked by a shark, and beginning to rot. Steven is utterly exhausted at this point, but he has to keep moving on for everyone’s sake. A soft guitar plays in the background, and Escapism (the song) starts to play.
I really like how the lack of dialogue is used in this scene. The expressions are all we need to understand what’s going on, and the music playing keeps the scene emotional. It reminds me of the ending scene in Rose’s Scabbard, where they used the same trick.
Steven is on his last legs (literally), desperately trying to explain to his family what’s going on before his body gives out.
“I’d rather be free, Free, Free from here.”
This part of the song really hammers in the message that Escapism was trying to send. Everyone, collectively the fans and the gems in the show, need to realize that Steven is just a child that was born into a danger that he never chose to be a part of. The Crewniverse purposely chose the silliest way they could convey this to us – through a Watermelon Steven episode, which actually helps to show us how everything in Steven’s life has been affected by the gem war. Watermelon Stevens, which were in Season 1 solely silly characters are now becoming part of the overarching narrative as even their society has plunged into war.
Escapism reminds us that the show will never be the same as Season 1 - Steven’s (and Connie’s) life and world will never be the same. He’s struggling to grapple with that. He can’t return to being a child anymore, his ‘freedom’ has been taken from him.
