FieryRemains

This is my first time. Please be gentle.

[fieryremains-blog]

Blap - 400 metre burpee lap. Great way to spend a Sunday #ObstacleRacing #Blap #burpee #burpeelap #Search4Hurt #ifoundthehurt

[fieryremains-blog]

Arrow on the tv, power meal in my lap. #Chicken #broccoli #rice #spinach #avocado #StephenAmell

[fieryremains-blog]

Mere hours to go!!!

[nessajoybabe]

The best times to kiss a girl

[rodgriguez]

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

[tom-bakery-deactivated20150207]

no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu

[funsizedshark]

#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods

[mimigaprince-deactivated2015021]

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

[djkaeru]

[funnuraba]

thomas what the fuck is your damage

[kris-stewart]

I never play characters that are like me because I’m a boring person. I wouldn’t want to see me in a movie.

[archivesandcyanide]

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

[versaceslut]

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

no one tops my grandma tbh

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You illegally downloaded a dress…

[a-man-n-progress-blog]

[a-man-n-progress-blog]

im so fucking sorry i ever fucking posted this stupid fucking pic

[walking-encyclopedia-ofweirdness]

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE, IM QUITTING THE INTERNET

[xlec]

imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at Shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude

[no-book-just-a-cover-deactivate]

[ednons-blog-deactivated20161122]

This is the type of Jedi I would be

[lizthefangirl]

so josh hutcherson went to a kentucky basketball game yeah

and the crowd blOODY MOCKINGJAY-SALUTED HIM

[iraffiruse]

[robotmystic]

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

[nonelikerae]

Girls at Halloween parties.

[junkouu-deactivated20141123]

2014 resolutions

protect the world from devastation 

unite all people within my nation

denounce the evils of truth and love

extend my reach to the stars above