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“i’m at the combination jamba juice and therapist” - cheekface

[bathroomcube]

[littleguysdaily]

[prokopetz]

any thoughts about vivziepop's "Homestuck"?

You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.

— Aurelius, Marcus. Meditations. (trans. Maxwell Staniforth, Penguin Books, 1964)

[ketrindarkdragon]

Tenna gifs compilation

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saw moon knight is trending…. What must I do for a Season Two!!!!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

[gayweedanimal]

This has infected me it's been stuck in my head for days

[slfcare]

I used to hate it when people said the trick was to just do it until ‘do it scared’ started going around, because that’s truly it. Life didn’t start changing until I applied for jobs with one hand in front of my eyes and a trembling hand navigating my computer mouse. Or until I said everything on my mind (in moderation) with my fists clenched and my legs weak. Or until I refused to accept that I’d ‘just’ be shy forever while also kind of being nauseous at the idea of trying to be the opposite. Two things can coexist and that’s exactly the point of believing that you can do anything.

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who else is absolutely crushed after watching HOTD?

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I made a video! About Control! In this one, I unpack my thoughts on Remedy’s 2019 surreal sci-fi shooter. If you would be so kind as to give it a listen and/or check out my channel, I’d be very grateful.

[iftadwascool]

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I need you all to read the description of THE NEW DENPA MEN.

This is incredible.

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she Mario on my Luigi until….she Zelda on my Wisdom… she Metroid

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remedyverse is crazy because imagine finding out that one mentally ill middle-aged writer you know, whose novels you sometimes see in airport bookstores, is actually God

[schadie]

Sam Lake, I'm within your walls

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OUGH my heart my emotions my feelings

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Remedy, why must you hurt me in this way 😭

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love that Warlin Door and Martin Hatch have the same backstory. Both came across a mysterious cave which gave them the power to control alternate versions of themselves.

Oh yeah baby, it’s all coming together.

[batmanego]

btw roleplaying various characters with your friends is the singular most healing thing in the world. playing with toys for adults

[batmanego]

are you gonna butch up and play comic book characters with me or lay there bleeding.