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[disgruntledwing]

lover girl always wins in the end

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IM SO CRAZY ABT THEM

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[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[sweetest-in-hell]

Marauders as shit my friends have said:

Sirius *hiding with the marauders after a prank*: okay guys, I’m coming out of the closet.

Sirius: …

Sirius: that was a joke.

Sirius: I’m literally coming out of A closet, not the closet.

Sirius: …

Sirius: I’m not like, gay.

Remus: Mmkay

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Idk this is incredibly rosekiller to me

[xulips]

find me

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James: I see myself in you

Regulus: ?? We’re literally nothing alike

James: No, I can see myself being in you

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Agatha threatening Lilia, Alice, Billy, and Jen to come to her wedding because god forbid she admits they’re actually her friends.

Gentle reminder to rsvp for me and Rio’s wedding. If you don’t show up, keep in mind that know where you live so in the future I suggest sleeping with a knife beside you because I wouldn’t want anything (or anyone???) crawling out from under your bed and gnawing off your toes in the middle of the night.

In dead seriousness, Agatha Harkness

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Regulus sending out messages a couple months before the date to scare his friends into coming even though they undoubtedly would anyway.

Gentle reminder to rsvp for me and James’s wedding. If you don’t show up, keep in mind that if I don’t already know, I can easily find out where you live so in the future I suggest sleeping with a knife beside you because I wouldn’t want anything (or anyone???) crawling out from under your bed and gnawing off your toes in the middle of the night.

In utter seriousness, RAB.

[sophszzz]

And here we see the sad queer in their natural habitat, crawling pathetically back to tumblr the minute ao3 goes down to check the tag

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Call me out why dont u😕

[my-castles-crumbling]

shred - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 196

“Oh, shit,” Evan muttered, reaching for a napkin as a drop of the syrup from his pancakes dripped off of his fork and down his chin.

But before he could properly wipe off the mess, Barty, who was sitting next to him, leaned over and grabbed his jaw, tilting his head so they were facing each other. Then, Regulus watched in horror as he leaned forward and wrapped his lips around Evan’s chin, licking over the sticky syrup and sucking at the mess for a few seconds, making quite a scene.

After a few moments, Barty pressed one quick kiss to Evan’s mouth and pulled back, smacking his lips and turning to his own food again.

While Evan seemed completely unbothered by Barty’s antics, Regulus gave him a long stare, his mouth hanging open.

It took Barty a moment, but eventually he realized Regulus was gaping at him and he stopped shoveling his breakfast down his throat. “What?” he demanded, looking genuinely confused.

Regulus blinked, completely perplexed. “Do you have a shred of dignity?” he asked, gesturing to Evan, who was still focused on his pancakes.

Barty just laughed. “Nah. Life’s much more fun this way.”

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James: How would you like your coffee?

Sirius: (brooding) As dark as my soul.

James: So… a vanilla latte with cream and sugar?

Sirius: (scoffs) No…

[zoeyhorse]

May I pretty please have some Appleshy?

AppleJack has some reasonable questions

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patch - January 23 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 179

“I can’t do this anymore, James,” Regulus whispered, staring into his boyfriend’s eyes and watching the distress bloom there. “It’s time we admit that this isn’t working.”

“What? No! No, Reg…give me a little more time!” James begged, placing his hands on Regulus’s shoulders desperately. “One more week to figure things out! That’s all, I-”

“James, you said that last week,” Regulus sighed, trying to stay strong. “And it’s still…” He looked the other boy over and sighed. “I love you, but I can’t pretend anymore.”

Regulus had to admit, watching James’s face crumple as he took in the words almost broke him, but he knew the other boy had to admit the truth. “It looks awful, Jamie,” he murmured softly. “All patchy and..y’know. I mean, I love you no matter what, and of course if you want to keep it, I’ll support you, but I just…I have to be truthful. You just can’t grow a mustache.”

The taller boy sighed, rubbing at the uneven hair on his upper lip. “Okay. I’ll shave.”

“Okay, love.” Internally, Regulus was cheering.

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I got scared for a second…

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Lily: (stressed out of her mind) I’m really not in a good place right now, I need to make a list or sort some things or people into categories

James: (confused asf) so.. racism??

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Pandora entered the room and her eyes were immediately drawn to the quietly sobbing woman in the corner of the couch. She approached softly and set her hand on Lily’s shoulder, causing the other woman to jolt slightly before looking up in surprise with swollen tear filled green eyes. Pandora sat beside the other woman and took her hand, softly caressing her palm.

“What’s wrong, Lils?”

The other woman looked down before letting out a soft sigh and responding.

“I’m pregnant. It’s James’s. I don’t know what to do. Me and Mary were broken up, but last night… last night we confessed and got back together, but now…” Lily let out a quiet sob. “But now there’s only one way this fairy tale ends.”

“That doesn’t have to be true,” Pandora whispered softly, squeezing the other woman’s hand in hers.

Lily swiftly met the other woman’s gaze in surprise.

“You don’t think it would matter that my baby is another man’s child?”

“It wouldn’t to me,” Pandora murmured tenderly, smiling ruefully.

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last - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 309

“Hey, Reggie!”

Regulus looked up to see James Potter sitting a few tables away, chewed-up quill in his hand, staring at him intently. It took everything in him to keep a straight, unaffected expression. “Don’t call me that,” he snapped.

Potter just shrugged. “Can I borrow some ink?”

He sighed. “Go on then,” he mumbled, tossing him a jar.

A few more minutes of quiet before…

“Oi! Reg!”

“Don’t call me that, Potter!” Regulus hissed, looking up to again see stunning hazel eyes staring at him. 

But all Potter did was wait, drumming his fingers on the table, grinning.

“What?” he asked after a moment, curing his hands into fists. 

“Got any extra parchment?” The older boy was the picture of innocence as he asked, all wide eyes and soft smiles, and Regulus wanted to punch him in the face. 

“Fine!” he seethed, allowing Potter to levitate some out of his hand.

He only got about five minutes of uninterrupted studying before…

“Hey Regs?”

“For the last time, James!” Regulus burst out, desperately not trying to yell in the quiet library, “My name is Regulus!”

But James just broke into a giant grin, making Regulus all the more angry.

“What are you smiling at?” he asked almost hysterically, wondering if it was possible to hide a body between library bookshelves. 

“Nothing, it’s just….” the Gryffindor trailed off, but he was still beaming like he’d won the lottery, “you called me James.”

Regulus blinked for several long, mortifying moments before he answered. “Well, that’s your name, isn’t it?” he snapped, his heart hammering so loud he was afraid he’d be kicked out for making too much noise. “Now, what did you want, hmm?”

And then James had the utter audacity to smirk and say, “I just wanted to say…you look nice today.”

And oh. Regulus really was fucked, wasn’t he?

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Omfg they’re adorable