Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
You CANNOT do this to me
sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost
its the Fisher price
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Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
You CANNOT do this to me
sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost
its the Fisher price
BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE
Shout out to trans women who aren't computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.
Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you
Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the "gay Taco Bell", but since I was coming from the "gay Howard Johnson's" I wasn't shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they'd worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the "gay Taco Bell" on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven't changed much in 20 years. I'm still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city's version of the "gay Taco Bell" is key to survival.
Thank u for sharing this with us
somehow this doggo comes to mind...
make it an asides, sand man.
plot twist character thomas is Janus
Marks and Rec: Misc #2084
(Same tbh.) (Dialogue from this post.)
Yeah
He’s playing Janus’ playlist
@pattonedpun and i got to talking about janus’ old fan names and well: behold this commissioned comic
Commission Me! | Redbubble
I’M LAUGHINGASDGHKLLJH
broke: patton and remus grow to gradually tolerate one another but are still very much ‘coworkers’ and not ‘bffs’
woke: in a stroke of late night genius they strike a truce to glue googly eyes onto everything in the shared areas and become inseparable
as much as I love creativity-split angst, I’m equally partial to the idea of there being one creativity - the one who encompassed the purity and enthusiasm of a child’s imagination - and then, as Thomas got a little bit older and started having one or two darker thoughts (the idea to zap his brother here, a slightly more concerning plot line with his toys there, etc), a new creativity formed. It wasn’t a split, just Thomas’ moral filtering taking these new dark parts of Thomas and saying “that doesn’t fit with This creativity” and making an entirely new one for them instead. Taking the idea and function of creativity and bringing a new figure to fruition in its likeness, just an opposite version. As literally as Logan explained it in Remus’ episode.
It would still explain why Roman is Thomas’ pride, and ego, and femininity, and romance, and Remus is somehow none of those things, despite them sharing Creativity. It’s like Thomas’ brain just took the new thoughts as they came and sorted them - Thomas has dreams of being a superhero? Prince Creativity will like that. Thomas is certain there’s a shadow demon at the bottom of his stairs when he turns the light off? Yeah, sounds like the Duke’s expertise. And after a bit, both creativities understood their roles in Thomas’ life and took it from there.
It would also make Roman the older brother and I think that’s hilarious because Remus absolutely acts like the younger sibling who just wants attention
Roman: who are you?
Remus: I’m you but fun
Roman: are you evil?
Remus: 100% absolutely yes probably
Roman: ...so you like villains?
Remus: uh huh
Roman, who has been forcing Logan to be the dragon witch in his games for a full year: oh this is spectacular, sit down and put on those wings lets do this
Okay so I just really love the concept of all the dark sides having absurd amounts of limbs, so have a clingy Remus, a spooked Virgil, and Deceit who is just trying his best to be a single mom with 2 kids who are both his own age
I'm bored so I'm gonna summarize each of the sanders sides episodes but badly
thomas: meet me! that's the happy me (:D), that's the dramatic me (;P), and that's the serious me (:U)
thomas: h
patton: why cant you function you dumb slut
thomas: h
virgil: shut up and look at my massive dick
thomas: you're literally me
virgil: yes and???????
thomas: look at this cool list of things I'm gonna do this year!
logan, roman, and patton simultaneously: that's bullshit
virgil: sweet party time look at my Massiv-
thomas: shut up put it away
janus, backstage: D:
thomas: I wanna talk about disney
roman: yeah!
virgil: me too
roman: unyeah!
thomas: guys I was in a Disney show!!!! :D
roman: *has like 3 strokes at once*
logan: also clickbait is Good, Actually
thomas: h
patton: FUCK YOU
logan: FUCK YOU
thimas: why dont you just fuck each other and then this problem will be solved jfc
patton: be gay do crime
patton: *commits arson*
thomas: guys I'm big lonely :(
virgil: so are we bitch you ain't special
thomas: guys I dont have a plan for this
logan: LARP time
thomas: what
logan: shut up
thomas: okay guys I'm gonna ask you questions
logan: we're literally you, shouldnt you know the answers already
thomas:
thomas: first question
roman: I Have Self Worth Issues
thomas: sorry I didnt hear you what was that
roman: I Have Shelf Worm Tissues
virgil: FUCK YOU
logan: ID FUCK YOU
virgil: what
logan: what
thomas: youtube is dumb
logan and roman: yeah!!!!
patton: bitch you dumb too, get your ass back in clown school
thomas: I miss my friends time to hallucinate
virgil: literally just call them im begging you
thomas: I wanna be a cartoon
janus, yelling from backstage: get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman you twink ass simp
thomas: I think I will get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman because im a twink ass simp
thomas: hehe granola go brrrr
logan: u dumbass slut
patton: where the fuck is virgil
roman: idk probably sending dick pics to remus
thomas: who
roman: nothing shut up. bitch
thomas: bro where were you
virgil: sending dick pics to remus cuz Obviously none of you wanted them
thomas: bro, I want your dick pics sometimes tho
virgil: bro......
thomas: okay we're bros now right
virgil: bitch I'm quirky, #notlikeothergirls
roman: anyway its Queer Eye special edition time step the fuck up kyle
thomas: :(((((
virgil: open your mouth!!!! johnny johnny!!!!!!
patton: ahh *from his mouth spill years upons years worth of stale Fruity Pebbles*
logan: close your fucking mouth
logan: *gets buried in stale Fruity Pebbles*
roman: you know what a good idea is. call him
virgil: that's a terrible idea you dumb fucking walnut now help me find logan
thomas: oh shit there he is
logan: patton you're a baby bitch
patton: in my entire defense fruity pebbles arent the worst
thomas: sleeby sleeby time
roman: WAKE UP WHORE ITS PEAK THIRST HOURS BABEYYYYY.!!!!!!!!
thomas: guys Joan's gonna hate me
virgil: have you tried showing them your dick
janus: not yet but I'll add that to the list right under tax fraud
thomas: who the fuck are you
janus: your mom
roman: Logan you're a bitch
logan: actually according to my calculations and extensive research uh Fuck You
roman: gladly
logan: wait
thomas: logan we made you a jam
logan: THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED OH MY FUCKING GOD. UN-FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW THIS IS ALL IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT FOR THE NEXT MONTH
roman: I like jam too
thomas: roman with all due respect shut your whore mouth
thomas: guys is clown school really what I should be doing with my life
patton: ok Thomas just relax I just need you to close your eyes for a second while we redo the initiation
logan: what ????
patton: *starts chanting in latin*
thomas: virgil can we just like. cuddle or something
virgil: shut up its halloween you know what that means
thomas: *sigh* dick pics?
virgil: My Massive Dong Gets WHIPPED
thomas: guys look at this cool spicy as hell callback
patton: *slaps it out of his hands* Thomas you are frankly a Disgrace
janus: what the fuck did you just say
patton: I Said What I Said!!!!!!
janus: lovely so in the 5 seconds I have been standing here I have created a 500 slide PowerPoint on why you are, in fact, a dumbass little stinky Bitch
patton: roman tell him off for me!!!!
roman: *crying* off
roman: guys I have self esteem issu-
remus: *bitch slaps him into a coma* virgil why have you been ignoring my texts
virgil: cuz you're stinky that's why
logan: everyone calm the fuck down
remus: *slaps logan*
thomas: gasp!
logan: *slaps remus*
thomas: GASP!
thomas: hrgh
roman: you're so whiny okay geez I Guess we'll watch frozen *rigs vote*
logan: literally nobody wants to watch frozen
roman: I cant believe you guys are making us watch this *presses play*
logan: stop then??????
roman: what a stupid movie *turns volume up*
logan: jesus lord give me strength
thomas: I'm a dumbass whore
roman: yeah
janus: yeah
logan: yeah
patton: hulk smash
janus: I'll hulk smash your ass if you dont shut the fuck up
patton: actually about that
-Logan and Patton enter the livingroom where all the other sides currently reside-
Patton, holding Logan's hand: So, we talked. Is there something you'd like to share with the class, Teach?
Logan, hesitatingly quietly: I have found that.. I find contentment in being... Held?
The others: *proceed to coordinate sessions to 'hold Logan' into their weekly routines*
Roman: Padre says its my turn to hold spec-ops.
Remus: *Sat on the sofa behind Logan, arms around his shoulders and head nuzzled into the other's hair as he reads* Nu-uh.
Roman: No fair you had him all yesterday, you can't have him all to yourself! He's my dramaturge too !
Logan: Guys can we please-
Roman: DAAAAAD!!
Remus: MOOOOM!!
Patton: *popping his head in through the door* Yeah kiddo?
Janus: *poking his head in beside Pat* What is it now?
Yes!!
Also:
Virgil, sneakily swooping in behind the creativitwins arguing with Patton and Janus and getting permission from Lo to hold him instead while the others sort it out: >:)
the creativitwins turning around and finding out: >:O
Logan continues to read whilst ignoring the pandemonium w/ a grin
One day
Logan: *rises up* What seems to be the issue Thomas?
Thomas: Nothings wrong Logan, I just wanted-
Logan: If there is no immediate crisis I don't see a need for me being here, but you calling obviously means something is bothering you as its my function to solve problems, ergo, how can I help?
Thomas: *frowning and silently lifting up his arms*
Logan:.... *computing*
Logan: Oh... *sinks in and let's Thomas hug him as they watch a David Attenborough documentary* (very softly) oh.
I got some of the first doodles drawn!
Wrong cUP-
I thought this part of the livestream was hilarious and I hope you see why
I love them
Context - they were taking about the sides as soups
Janus: It’s soup
Can someone edit that one meme with the guy and the ostrich but he just says ‘A smoothie’ but Janus holding wine saying ‘It’s soup’
I have never thrown something together so quick
“Janus no, it’s 2PM“ “Exactly, I’m having lunch.“ “That’s WINE-“
@thatsthat24
janus, clinging to Patton like a koala: i don’t have a problem, i can let go whenever i want
Logan: then let go
Janus: i don’t want
you've heard of Roman speaking Spanish, now get ready for Janus speaking German and him having just as many feelings about the last episode as i do
translation: "... You half-wits!!! Fools!! You all are nothing more than useless scoundrels! You can't get anything done by yourselves, can you!? Damn scroungers!"
OKAY BUT AS A GERMAN THESE INSULTS ARE BEYOND HILARIOUS AND SO FITTIBG FOR JANUS I'M CRYING OP I HAVE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES THIS IS TOO GREAT
I read german in school, I am so happy i did XD German Janus is gold!