welcome to my swanky padlet

27 / spaghetti goblin, known technophobe and nie huaisang and veth apologist.

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[talvin-muircastle]

[gryffindorcls]

Wow, I did not see that coming.

[mad-hare]

in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)

[elodieunderglass]

She trots like haaland runs

[troutfur]

Ultimately, you can like or dislike any character for whatever arbitrary reason. It's neither activism nor a moral failing, don't let the internet convince you otherwise. On the other hand, if you consistently find yourself lacking any interest in the, e.g., female characters of the media you engage with that may be a sign of some unconscious biases you need to examine.

[troutfur]

You say "be aware of your biases" once and all of a sudden your notes become filled with the most un-selfaware people on the whole website tripping over each other to justify themselves.

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[weaselle]

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

[hornestoothgap]

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

[greelin]

love & light

[greelin]

i step outside and immediately get irritated

[inki-drop]

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

[sandersstudies]

“Kids shouldn’t have to know about that.”

Okay so actually letting a serious topic be vague and confusing is much more scary for a child than explaining it in calm language they can understand.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[iamoutofideas]

a majority of the kink posts are from people in big cities saying things like "why don't you just go down to your local all lesbian sex dungeon mud wrestling orgy?"

[iamoutofideas]

nsfw equivalent of this:

[penny-anna]

how long do you think it would take Grace to realise he's Rocky and Adrian's third now

[penny-anna]

they have access to all human knowledge so im imagining Rocky being like hmm i should research human culture relationship terms so i can talk to Grace about this & then shortly thereafterwards being like 'Rocky Adrian Grace Throuple Statement' and Grace being like 'Rocky Adrian Grace what'

[penny-anna]

Rocky, very patiently: Adrian Grace metamours statement

Grace: what

Rocky: metamours is -

Grace: no no I know what metamours is this is just news to me

Adrian: happy happy happy Grace's metamour

Rocky: Adrian happy to be Grace's metamour statement

Grace: no I totally get that I'm just not clear on why I wasn't part of this discussion

[penny-anna]

Rocky: Rocky Grace queerplatonic relationship statement

Grace: ok now you're just making up words

*shortly*

Grace, looking up the definition: oh.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem

If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

the best kind of tng scene

[sketchyfandomgirl]

Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking “I’m late for school!” only to tell himself he’s a grown man and goes back to bed.

Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering he’s a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that he’s not on Earth anymore and doesn’t teach middle school now. He lies down once again.

Only to jump up one last time, remembering:

“I’M A TEACHER ON ERID!”

[the-holy-cat-spirit]

i only pick up my very expensive graphic tablet for the silly space folks

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[cloudy-skyscape]

Teen Wolf is so fun because at one point the comedic relief character stops being comedic relief and starts having a kill count