Between Strings

[suigintou]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[alternative-politics]

Legend

[prole-log]

[arcadeflre]

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[geeneelee]

[everythingfox]

tiny unit

[tastefullyoffensive]

Clap of the Titans.

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[florencelovesyou-deactivated201]

why is this so funny 

[meadowbutch]

I have no one to impress, the trees have already made their decisions about me. Who else is there to please?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sakycchan]

When that disgusting season they call summer finally ends and you start feeling that sweet sweet autumn chill in the air

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[everythingstarstuff]

[prokopetz]

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

[swarnpert]

blink 182 and sum 41 should combine to become slunk 223

[pebblepatch]

shhhhh, the council is meeting..