[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (14/?) hockey twt (mostly shane hollander updates) vs lily

bonus:

[guavagyal]

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

[instigatorjosten]

it amost wrote itself

[jordiipordii]

someone asking neil years down the line how he knew andrew was ‘the one.’ neil looking at andrew across the room & casually responding: “there was no ‘one.’ he was the only.”

[fruitblush]

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

[fruitblush]

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

[plainlyshimmeringwolf]

[teathattast]

[i-am-committing-tax-fraud]

Maurice

[teathattast]

Maurice

[nemesisvariant]

Maurice

[nuiiphy]

Maurice

[catgifsinthesenate]

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[cantspellsexywithoutexy]

[foxholecourt22]

It’s kinda crazy how Renee mentions that Andrew’s knives used to be hers and Neil is like “wait. so his knives. the knives he always has. and frequently uses. like to stab people. you gave him those..?” and she’s just like “yeah in my defense i did NOT think he was going to do that. like stab people, i mean. with the knives. the knives that I gave him. and then taught him how to stab people with. did not think he would do that. idk oops lol.”

[solitairians]

this was my heated rivalry

[uncleshits]

guys I definitely think Year 5 is gonna be Dex-centric:

he's the main current student who bakes since Bitty graduated

he's (afaik) the only character to have an Android phone

her teasing nurseydex on tiktok (this isnt the only instance theres lots but this is the most obvious

NURSEYDEX NATION RISE

[audible301]

Check Please Year 5 announcement immediately after Heated Rivalry finale

[momofmysquad]

IF I HAD A NICKEL

[loveliesttime]

my friends r sending me heated rivalry clips of a player kissing his bf (?) on national tv after winning the cup and all i can think of was wow that also happened to my close personal friends jack and bitty

[fightmeimsmall]

Omg check please walked so heated rivalry could run

[fightmeimsmall]

Real ones know it’s the omgcp -> heated rivalry pipeline

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”

[cheaphalloweencostume]