"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works. @fillees - Tumblr Blog

Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!

This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart.

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Why don't I hear more about undead beings coming back to warn people? It's always zombies wanting to drag people down to join them in the grave, ghosts seeking vengeance, spirits trying to chase people out of their domains - but if you died horribly and were left rattling around some spooky mansion for eternity, wouldn't you want to stop people from blundering into the same death you had?

You feel a cold breath on your neck as you get in the car. It won't leave until you fasten your seatbelt. An unseen force catches your foot as you pass the fourth step every time you walk up the stairs. During a renovation, you find out the wood is rotten. You can never find a pack of cigarettes - even ones guests bring disappear from their pockets and are found weeks later on the lawn, empty. Your daughter is giggling and laughing at something unseen, chasing after it away from the cliffside on your family hike. You don't know why, but you feel compelled to leave a spare hairband and some stickers on a picnic table as you leave the park. Tribute? A thank you? The items are gone by next time you visit, and you swear a happy child's hum follows you home on the breeze.

...More preventative hauntings. It just makes sense.

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pretty sure this is how ghosts accidentally become gods

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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

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“traditional values” should mean like…teaching kids which local forest mushrooms are edible, not that the lady next door is going to hell for having a cool girlfriend

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I deserve to live in a world where “traditional values” means teaching kids to imitate birdsongs not bigotry

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Rapid fire shit I wish people had told me about witchcraft:

Every fucking thing is a spell if you put your mind to it

You can and should bless your medications

Pepper is the best for banishing, especially in the form of pepper spray

Don't trust any man who promotes sex magic...with himself

Powerful witches live and die by arch support

Conversely, plantar fasciitis is one hell of a curse and all it takes to cast it is gifting one pair of cute shoes

Sing while you cleanse - it doesn't have to make sense, it doesn't even have to be real words, but the noise helps drive out bad spirits

Fire IS the cleanser but firefighters uncleanse everything so be fucking careful

Early wiccans made up the bullshit of the Law of 3, the Rede, etc, because they were shitty people who were terrified of being rightfully cursed

Never do a knot spell you can't untie

You can untie any knot spell with scissors

Witchcraft isn't an aesthetic; the most powerful witches don't look like witches and the ones who look most like witches rarely know what the fuck they're doing

Never underestimate the power of a grid

Scrapbook paper will take your spell from 0 to 60

Concrete powder in a gas tank is much more effective than sugar in a gas tank

You can practice any religion, or no religion, and be a witch

Turtles are always a good sign

Crows will be your friend for peanuts, but they WILL eat hummingbirds

Witchcraft is science with some flair

Yeah signs from the universe do exist, but most things aren't Signs(tm)

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I wish we could have pet dinosaurs, I bet they’d be smart and like birds or something. Big fluffy ones you could feed with snake mice and stuff. Jurassic Park could’ve been huge if they bred big cute fluffy dinosaurs. You could take them on walks! Teach them things! They’d probably sound like slowed-down birds! Adorable!!

Realistically they probably would hate you and rip you apart but… imagine

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Feeling kind of silly now…

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Every Chicken I’ve ever met has been KEENLY aware that it’s a dinosaur and thrilled about the prospect of fresh meat.

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Fave new twitter thread

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Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

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Awwwww

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I am on the verge of tears please watch this

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Comedy. Gold.

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Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. This is our first giveaway since we have finally finished moving and are now settled in Austria - and back in business! 💜

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