[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[geritsel]

Hiroshi Yoshida - Color woodblock prints from the series United States of America.

[reliqvia]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

Chinese fringe tree in southern China, nicknamed "April Snow"

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

[garaks-padded-bra]

Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum

[garaks-padded-bra]

For a small fee

(a pea for me)

I’ll be the best

that I can be!

I dont think its

hyperbole

a pea for me’s

a pea for thee!

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[yourtryhard]

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[erisluna35]

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

[kosmogrl]

baby girl I can complicate situations you’ve never even thought of

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

[roadrunnerposting]

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

[kadekuro]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[urgetocreate]

Hélène Béland (Canadian b.1949), Light Catcher, 2012, Oil canvas

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

[huariqueje]

Nasturtium Spill - Lynne Millar , 2026.

American , b. 1978 -

Oil on panel , 24 x 24 in.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]