almost home
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things

Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

izzy's playlists!
Not today Justin

JBB: An Artblog!
Jules of Nature
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ojovivo
hello vonnie
todays bird

oozey mess
styofa doing anything

roma★
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@cowboy-jules
dog day afternoon + popular posts
Kay meets Fredo
The Godfather (1972)
would you?
it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback
this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered
Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.
book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you
My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is
No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.
Oh thank god.
In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"
today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me
TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION
light thats not how the book works
MICROSOFT TEAMS
extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine
at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport
Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-
Bert: Bert and I
Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!
Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)
Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.
Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.
On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!
The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself
i dont get the appeal of tomodachi life miis with their entire face drawn on. yeah whatever they look cool but now theyre cardboard. that dude is cardboard forever. she cant emote. she cant blink. she cant smile. she cant cry. does she feel joy? sadness? anger? we will never know. all because you needed hyperrealistic junko enoshima
mutual 1: ITS COMING HOME 🏴🏴🏴
mutual 2: england is on a blight on humanity
deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins