[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[rowlfthedog]

Sesame Street is a morning show and Fraggle Rock is an afternoon show and The Muppet Show is an evening show. Do you understand

[rowlfthedog]

Of course this makes Pajanimals the bedtime show but you already knew that. Bear in the Big Blue House is a brunch show

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[genericdragon]

Yknow when you see a post and you're like "oh I have to reblog this for The Mutual" and then you scroll up and you see that the one who reblogged it is The Mutual

[whitepeopletwitter]

He said no way 🥹

[norwoods-dni]

[laterkiss]

is this happening because i was born

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended on7h

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[crabussy]

what's the most ridiculous reason you've ever blocked someone. I'm talking complete nonissues. things that don't even matter. I've blocked someone for saying cloven hooves look ugly on unicorns

[crabussy]

you understand the post

[romanceyourdemons]

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

not to give pirates of the caribbean too much credit but it really is the only major franchise Ive seen that was able to pull off the “historical and mythical exist at the same time” with any sort of success

[originaljediinjeans]

#like how on land theyre in history but on sea theyre in mythology really communicates the wonder and love the #pirates have for the sea so much better than long soliloquies or good cinematography #and then the meta narrative is constantly indicating that the spread of empire and greed for money is driving it away #man……………………………………………………………….. (@liridi)

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

Building on this its so funny how everyone has a globe but the moment the pirates hit the seas they sail off of the end of the (flat) world. its all in the details etc etc

[molabuddy]

⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball

[questionablepastries]

⚽️ 💥 💥💥 💥

SAY GOODBYE INFANTS.

HATE AND WAR ON EARTH

[laterkiss]

i am like the breadloser of the family

[stqrrin]

me when my favorite moots interact with me

[lordgolden]

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

[papayajuan2019]

big year for letting time pass you by

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone hacked into and deleted my Tumblr while I was using it. All of my posts gained red text and the letters swirled around like a tornado before being scattered off screen. Presumably for others to use in their text posts

[one-time-i-dreamt]