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[girlwave]

guy who has the stigmata: im not gonna worry about it. it'll go away on its own

[wellwaterhysteria]

i'm an expert opinion haver when it comes to films by the way. for instance when i see a bad movie i tend to shake my head and think like. well why didn't they make a good movie instead. but not everyone is smart enough to think like this.

[kalichnikov]

I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says "I'm sorry these are the stupidest organs I've ever seen"

[swarnpert]

me watching a cat scratch its ears: i could've scratched those for you

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[luthienne]

Marie Howe, “After the Movie”

[birdgigi]

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[sadpearonmars]

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I can't condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine

[pyaasa]

1/6th???? A sixth?? ONE SIXTH??? OF ALL LAND IS OWNED BY ONE PERSON ????? ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

https://www.newstatesman.com/global-issues/2011/03/land-queen-world-australia

[rose-kalliope]

"We will not blame him for the crimes of his ancestors if he relinquishes the royal rights of his ancestors; but as long as he claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, he must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes."

James Connolly, on the visit of King Edward to Ireland, 1910

[nobrashfestivity]

Kasamatsu Shiro

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

number one priority is being comfy

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

literally this is at the top of my list of priorities at all times

[thistlequest]

it’s been one of those weeks,,,, idk who made the original detritus post but if someone knows please tell me so i can tag them lol

[corpsepng]

I think the narrative Dead Girl (Laura Palmer, Alice Palmer, Abigail Hobbs etc) can be compared to a whale fall in the way that, had she not died and sunk and began to rot in the center of the story, there would be no story at all.

She dies to feed everything else. And while she’s alive, she knows she’s too heavy to be mourned and forgotten. She knows she’s meat for other things and carries the weight of her own grave.

[kaijuno]

Dude that’s pretty orange cat behavior of you

[witchstone]

Celestial Mapping and Celestial Proportions by Tallmadge Doyle

[rat-apologist]

it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory