Inside My Jumbled Mind

Shelby.20.Nebraska.

[hplyrikz]

“I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life.”

— Robert Polito (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[rachaeldee]

[brucebocchi]

[alrauna]

@acahkosiskwew

[subtubitles]

[emqathetic-deactivated20201007]

A description of my entire family

[heroesnewday]

[childhoodruiner]

When you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”.

Get it HERE

[cliffnotesofanerd]

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

[switchimpulse]

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

Find someone who fucks you as hard as they make you laugh.

(via we-should-fuck-now-that-i)

[thekhoolhaus]

Things I Need:

1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000

[thekhoolhaus]

Gallery 

[latadelixo]

[burgrs]

snorp

[findingtrouble]

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[fionnagain-deactivated20140531]

[weaksorry]

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

[frequents]

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time