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what is sauce but slime with a purpose

[poligon-sticker]

Study with Sandro Botticelli and "What's it like working at Lush"

[marinella-ela]

[sreegs]

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

[sreegs]

scale time

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number

[sreegs]

apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains

presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum

[sreegs]

i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I get knocked down

but I get up again

10^81 times

[icht]

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[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[authentictaxi]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Character Idea: Baba Yaganoush, the Baked Eggplant Witch

[stylampa-deactivated20220516]

happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder

[davidemmerich]

you know what? no. fuck you. fuck you *unfucks your elf*

[fuckedelf]

I have nothing

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[knifedog]

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

[knifedog]

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

[toasthaste]

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

[badassdemonsword]

ANYONE ELSE IN THE BENTHIC ZONE INDULGING ON SOME DETRITUS THIS AFTERNOON

[puppetshell]

[stuckinapril]

too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull

[skittypilled]

fool me once kill yourself fool me twice kill yourself

[lolmatdi1]

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[lambstooth]

what was going on here last night