ick! bleff!!

elisabeth/

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[noctude]

carbon monoxide

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[sr-roto]

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[thesummoningdark]

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

[mrsfurley]

Tv is fake and devilish but fox mulder is the realest thing in the entire world

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[villainwithacrush]

[eraserheadadult]

i love that the editor made a meme for demonstration purposes

[gursevraq]

im curious what's everyone's First favorite song that u remember having? like the song u ask ur mom to play when ur a child in the backseat of ur car

the first one I can think of is Galileo by the Indigo Girls

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[phoebebyers]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[2008hondacivic]

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon