Find Your Lobster

Old enough to know better, still too young to care really starting to stress out about my choices.

[caelichythcat]

BDG would like to meet aliens

[findyourlobster]

#cute #nerds #cutenerds

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[findyourlobster]

I’ve been off tumblr for a long time. First reblog because my rule still stands— if it makes me laugh OUT LOUD then I must repost.

5 am scrolling in the dark and an audible “huehue”.

[kushblazer666]

[birdmans]

Euphoria — Out of Touch (2.02) Marcell Rév (Director of Photography) + Sam Levinson (Director)

[cockasus]

This is the funniest set of gifs I have ever seen

[kenziecore]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[iamtheocean-deactivated20211023]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Oh this twitter account is a FANTASTIC resource for writing children.

[crystallizedtwilight]

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

[crazy-brazilian]

[rainbow-femme]

[noctumsolis]

What the everliving hell?

[mizores-fanboy]

Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.

[wilwheaton]

ACAB

[cybergata]

Snow kiss

[somanyofthekids]

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

I want those fucking shoes man

[sealrescueireland]

Moss showing off his underwater pupil dilation, an adaptation that allows him to let in as much light as possible while swimming!

[foreveriallyzombified]

MOSS LOVES TO LOOK! HE CAN SEE AS MUCH LIGHT AS HE WANTS!

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[whiskerwheat]

[aromanticduck]

Saw someone typo 'queerbaiting' as 'queenbaiting'. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

[aromanticduck]

Types of responses to this post:

‘That happens to me all the time and it’s so annoying’

‘That’s also queerbaiting’

‘No, it’s when Queen Elizabeth is in hospital but doesn’t die’

[teaboot]

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

[teaboot]

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

[narwhalsarefalling]

introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

[narwhalsarefalling]

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

[phosphorcopter]