[idleminds]

[noppokun]

[thegoodvybe]

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

an explanation is not owed

[june2734]

New era, new slogan.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[letstalkaboutsexbaabyy]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[justalilbean]

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

[titsandtwosugars]

that fact made this even better

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

One of my favourite headlines about the Corona Virus in Germany is how the participants of Big Brother have no idea what’s going on. They moved in on February 6 and haven’t had access to any news since then. And nobody is allowed to tell them.

[skyland--mountain]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wadey-wilson]

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[sammyblais9]

The Blues social media team has stepped up their game this season lol