[warandpeas]

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[were--ralph]

I have to comment on posts now or people will send them to me endlessly

[ambulatoryhoodie]

It’s hilarious to me that there’s a possibility of a guy not knowing he’s a werewolf because he goes to sleep at 8pm

[fatpinocchio]

Burning your country’s flag Burning the anarchist flag Burning a flag that says "flag-burning" Burning a flag that says "meta-humor"

[squareallworthy]

burn your blog

[theaudientvoid]

Creating a pyrotechnic display that spells out “flag burning”, and extinguishing it.

[fatpinocchio]

Adopting fire as a national symbol, and smothering it with a flag

[morganizer]

crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday

[finestoftheflavors]

Happy fiftieth anniversary to Goncharov!

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[finestoftheflavors]

if the Man With No Name has a son then it’s possible for him to be named after his son

[finestoftheflavors]

clearly I don’t belong here on Tumblr but I don’t see anywhere else that looks any more appealing. incidentally I’ve completely failed to form any type of human connection with anybody I know in person also

[finestoftheflavors]

rustingbridges

how can someone not belong on tumblr? just post

you understand nothing

[theaudientvoid]

[finestoftheflavors]

“[SBF] could... crash and burn“

hey at least they did identify this as a possible answer, and put enough probability on it to list it as an option

[official-kircheis]

[finestoftheflavors]

I went on a trip, and I sort of hate going to restaurants generally so I came up with the solution that I would just use Soylent as a significant fraction of my diet. So far I’ve mainly used the original flavor powder. So I’m now a mega-fan of Soylent, it’s my favorite thing. So convenient. Faster than any fast food. Very inexpensive per meal. Absolutely delicious. 

The flavor is excellent, but what you’re really missing from normal food is the texture. I’ve got a few suggestions that might help, a little. Vary how you make it. I like making it with less water than recommended, so it’s a thick paste. You can make it with more water than recommended for a light gruel. You can even try it completely dry, and have a glass of water on the side. What I’ve usually been doing is skipping the shaker and just stirring it with a spoon, that way there are irregular globules that aren’t fully dissolved, this sort of varies the texture so you feel more like you’re actually eating something.

The one issue I’ve run into is that I had to reevaluate just how much Soylent I consume if it’s going to be half my calories for the week. The pouches you get on the website are 2000 calories to a pouch, you have to eat that pouch in two days! If you’re using it as half your diet.

I’ve done a half-Soylent diet for about a week at a time and felt fine.

[finestoftheflavors]

clearly I don’t belong here on Tumblr but I don’t see anywhere else that looks any more appealing. incidentally I’ve completely failed to form any type of human connection with anybody I know in person also

[finestoftheflavors]

not sure how to explain this concisely at the moment but

I’ve sort of come around to the idea that gender identity, in the Tumblr sense, is not a meaningful concept. there’s ASAB and there’s gender presentation, and that’s it

pronouns? that’s one facet of gender presentation. self-identification of gender identity? that’s one facet of gender presentation

social conservatives believe that gender presentation should always be aligned with ASAB. gender progressives believe that gender presentation does not need to correlate with ASAB.

and that’s it! that’s all you need to know. I assert that my model is conceptually simpler and describes behavior better. positing a “gender identity” that is a separate concept from gender presentation only confuses things because it’s an error

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[finestoftheflavors]

A customer walked in carrying a copy of Harrow the Ninth, I was like, Oh cool all my internet friends are nuts about this book.

[discoursedrome]

The reason all follow-ups to Scooby-Doo are bad -- yes, including the later cartoons -- is that Scooby-Doo is inherently bad, but also that the limited appeal it did have relied to a significant extent on the gang being a "ripped from the headlines" gang of goofy kids. The reason they're like that is because it's topical, the show is from 1969! What you want to do if you are dead-set on continuing this property that has never been good is to do it like Zelda where each story is set in its own contemporary period, with a new set of kids (different names but analogous team dynamics), an analogous aesthetic on their vehicle, and so forth, and never intersect with other versions of the team, but Scooby-Doo himself is always the same and the premise remains "solving mysteries in which hauntings turn out to be scams in by humans in costumes". Like some Hero With A Thousand Faces shit.

[eightyonekilograms]

This is my first flight on a 737 MAX. If the MCAS kills me, I want to know I loved all of you, except argumate.

[argumate]

it is true, we fucked nasty but I would not call it "love"

[finestoftheflavors]

I remember when the 737 Maxes were first grounded, I was on an airport bus and a pilot who happened to be taking the bus to work was talking about the Max saying, Oh it’s a beautiful piece of technology I’d fly the thing today if they let me.

[argumate]

you best start believin’ in parasocial relationships, Miss Turner… because you’re in one!

[cutthegordianknots-deactivated2]

I had to Google parasocial relationships, and now I think I hate you.

[argumate]

do you really hate me, or just the idea of me that lives in your head

[addadashofpepper]

How much do I have to interact with you before our parasocial relationship becomes a normal one? just a reblog or two or like mutuals?  Does it all get transmuted instantly, or is there an awkward inbetween stage where we’re like acquaintances but I know way more about you then the other way around 

[argumate]

that’s the secret, cap: we’re interacting with our idea of the other person the whole time!

[finestoftheflavors]

I just want to make it clear that I have never at any point had a social interaction with anybody on Tumblr.

[finestoftheflavors]

was thinking about cropping this image and using it as a profile pic

but I guess the text wouldn’t be legible so it would look like I just have a Rorschach profile pic which would be lame

That’s an actual image of me at work by the way.

[gender-trash]

ok so i drank like one sip of an Alcohol at the age of 20 for the express purpose of doing Crime, it was gross, and if i wanted to experience a mind-altering substance on its own merits i think i’d prefer LSD/shrooms, but @combat-epistemologist found this mysterious mint chocolate possibly-vodka at the chinese grocery store in foster city for $7 and i feel like i HAVE to try it. for the Experience.

[gender-trash]

it looks, smells, and tastes almost exactly like mouthwash, but with the faintest aftertaste of chocolate. honestly not as bad as unflavored vodka! i guess now we have to try mixing a Tech Fuck (vodka + soylent) with mint choc soylent 🤔

[shieldfoss]

> Tech Fuck

> (vodka + soylent)

surely you meant “tech warcrime”

[finestoftheflavors]

I’ve actually consumed a vodka + soylent, and I can report that the only reason for you to do this is morbid curiosity. If you want to enjoy your experiences then you can take the shot of vodka and drink the Soylent as a chaser. But maybe you just Have To Know... and no negative review will deter you from trying it, once...