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epilepticsaints

nonbinarypolitics

None of those things have anything to do with each other

spirulin4

vice news writers have not been to college

nonbinarypolitics

Me either, but I still know how to write an article

cancersyndrome

Reading comprehension quiz

1. Why has the author chosen to contrast these two ideas in one sentence? What is the effect this contrast has to the reader?

2. Can we determine the authors opinion on Zuckerberg from the work? What impression of Zukerberg is this work meant to evoke?

beetlesprout

queeg my goat

ticklebait

similarly to “man” and “woman” the words “indica” and “sativa” become useless and meaningless once you learn enough

mousidy

Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

redstonedust

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

babtest

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

persianpenname

kata4a

never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

kata4a

i swear to god you people really will reblog anything

phaeton-flier

Don't bait the hooks and criticise the fish for biting

babehog

Uhh I jerk off to goombas from super mario bros

il9vemyputer

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

solowinged

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

pukicho

Oh, you know

transexualizer-deactivated20170

so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

karnalesbian

yeah. it is your bad.

this is going to be what the deltarune fandom is like once the chapters drop in a few weeks. tbh funny as hell cannot wait for the casuals to return

tendersugars-deactivated2025092

benzohoarder

figural

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)