[fillianore-moved]

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

[prideinmymouth]

opening a fic and seeing a five year age gap between dick & tim in the top notes is like setting one single foot in a room and being told to roll a death saving throw unprompted

[bleekay]

ilya's silly april fools "shane is pregnant 💕" post with shane's comment "not with playoffs around the corner. abortion"

[leothil]

Yeah man you sure could say that

[tellmetrouble]

Do people who use tanning beds and people who do spray tans have beef? Do they hate eachother? Do they meet eachother in the dark and view eachother in scorn? Do they see eachothers nude bodys as the opposite end of a forelong spectrum? Do they find mutual disgust in people who tan outside? Do they respect one another? Does the spray tanner mourn the tanning bed user when they die of skin cancer? Do they kiss?

[throwupgirl]

finn starwars we will never forgive those movies for what they did to you. i saw your lightsaber. i saw your force sensitive. i saw your secondhand chanel boots that unbeknownst to all of us were put in the thrift store bin by luke skywalker but you rock them twice as hard.

[sparrowharks]

jerejean has some kind of magical power to make normal actions seem insane. what do you mean jean came over to jeremy at the front of the bus after chuck asked about riko and jeremy stayed with him instead of asking the others at the back because he understood that jean just wanted his partner’s company and nothing more. what do you mean this made me go feral in the car.

[doesephs]

if you see a bitch on the slopes with a bad bob that is NOT kevin day. go the other way.

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[parasocialanxiety]

9/11 could never happen today because it's January

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[saintofsacrilege]

andreil could survive a decade-long situationship but hollanov couldn’t survive a serial killer father, the literal mafia, or living with kevin day

[visenyaism]

All for the game series worldbuilding boldly asserting that the top four collegiate teams in this coed ultimate frisbee-racquetball-lacrosse hybrid that is also universally and internationally popular btw are 1) EVIL GOTH YAKUZA-RUN organized crime team run out of a horrifying labirynth of human rights abuses in fuckinggggg Charleston West Virginia whose starting lineup are all international human trafficking victims 2) not-clemson-for-copyright-reasons, a team that exclusively recruits world-class athletes of this definitely expensive boutique sport from broken homes. 3) anachronistically-woke ultra gay team who has unlocked therapy-speak, groupchats, emojis, nonbinary people, and boba tea technologies in 2006 because of their good sportsmanship and 4) Pennsylvania State University (we are)

[cowboyspones]

[theehorsepusssy]

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!