I'M NOT DEAD I SWEAR

Piece of bread by day, everyone's favorite pirate by night - Matt drank my destiny and I'm STILL SALTY SALTYLeeiaigheiah, Levi, Leviathan, Bread, call me by whatever

[firebreadtroy]

song that's currently consuming me:

all I'll ever know - OWEL

HONORABLE MENTION.

what is love - haddaway specifically the 7" mix

[despazito]

Pointing my phone out the window at 5am

[diesel-park]

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[disterbia]

[babushkaat]

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[targetedknowledge]

[vexwerewolf]

Okay but Vaquero Samurai would fuck so hard

[countinglobsters]

There are 0 lobsters in this post

[vexwerewolf]

That you know about

[greelin]

do you ever think of the fresno nightcrawler

[greelin]

was in a group setting trying to explain this and half the people knew while the other half were like what the FUCK are you talking about. the dichotomy of man

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[firebreadtroy]

i think its cimirnal that being drunk makes you crave a sweet sweet cigarette but only the kind you smoked when you were 15-19 and being a hooligan

[nukaposting]

fallout of touch thursday

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[bernard-jackson]

[firebreadtroy]

yeah everybody in my house rn is acting up towards me for no reason but im eating reheated pho from earlier so like *shrug*